This event is insane

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I have been informed that Mr. Eno has now seen this. “Very amusing” was the verdict.

I get up to all sorts on Patreon.com/frasergeesin if you fancy it.

My comics are also “Very amusing” and cheap from Frasergeesin.com

FBI director Gordon Cole Listening to Special Agent Dale Cooper. He’s dressed in a black suit and tie with a white shirt, his hair is in David Lynch’s trademark quiff and his hearing aid cables are on show.

Gordon, it’s 10:10am on February 16th. I was worried about today because of the dream I told you about.

Secret of mana cover photoshopped to say “secret of nana” and has added a photo of a shushing nana

R Lee Ermey's get energy seargent character in Full Metal Jacket wearing a purple Fairy Godmother's cloak with a hood and pink bow, screaming in the face of tight-lipped recruit standing at attention

YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A GODMOTHER? I'LL BE SURPRISED IF YOU SURVIVE BIPPITY-BOPPITY-BOOTCAMP

Headline reading: You’d Be Surprised to See Where Many Olympians Keep Their Medals Athletes train and sweat for years in pursuit of the glittering prizes. Many store them in the least glamorous places.

A man in an army uniform sits in a suburban living room: it is Christopher Walken in pulp fiction

A to-do list in the style of the one in Untitled Goose Game. The list items are: Smoke in the parks (this one is crossed through, implying it's been done) Push your kids to do things they're not ready for Get in a long line before you use the bathroom Escalate a tense situation

From a DVD case: Access INSOMNIA's Special Features by pressing the MENU key on your DVD player's remote control.

Try this if you have trouble sleeping

One of the funniest things about Hideo Kojima is he’s the most famous auteur in video games, heavily influenced by films in his approach, and when he posts about going to the cinema, it’s always like “Just finished watching a screening of the latest Minions film. What a gift to the culture!”

Time to reshare my "Don Draper pitches Jared Leto" memes.

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

None pizza left beef

Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's

COLUMBO: I don't claim to understand all modernist poetry, but my wife, she's a big fan.

WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS: That's nice to hear.

COLUMBO: Just one more thing. About the plums that were eaten... we found a note. I have it right here in my pocket. Do you want me to read it to you?

Post an image you can hear

The top results for the Men’s Skeleton. Leading is V. Buff, followed by S. Maier. Wanna get overwhelmed by a very buff Sid Meier

Winter Olympics giving me a new game dev fetish

Ladies and gentlemen, Friday the 13th

Sound Technician Clem Fandango asking Heathcliffe to let him in at his window

Real footage of Shazad Latif in Wuthering Heights

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

Movie poster featuring A woman and a man sittjng at a table set for a banquet, avoiding eye contact as 4 other men and a cow mill about. There are also 4 oddly shaped white implements on the table. Title reads, "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover, and Cow Tools"

We're now approaching our final destination, Eastern Europe's favourite amusement park of the future...

@quendergeer 21 hours ago came back to find my advanced AI program begging for attention. i did NOT tell it to do this. we are not prepared for computers with souls under our current ethical framework

Mason @realMasonMohon : 1h You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you don’t understand marriage Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites - ih The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting. Mason @realMasonMohon - 23m Apologies for misunderstanding. As I’m sure you know, many others use it to represent something else Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites I also suck dick

When gaming museums use a cracked game to show Lemmings, you know the pirates ruled the scene in the 90s.
(Skidrow crack-intro by Dan & 4MAT of Anarchy)

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