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my balls are full but it's just soup for some reason

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There are dozens of us, dozens

25.09.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
homas violence @ thomas_violence:
"Tonight a 19ish-year-old in the bar very nicely asked me if I could give them a refund on a vodka coke they bought because they realised they were too drunk and drinking it would be a bad idea, a move both so ballsy and sincere I couldn't possibly refuse."
kimT @ kimT9410:
"Umm... I thought in all US states you must be at least 21 years old in order to purchase alcohol?"
thomas violence @ thomas_violence:
"I'm one of the dozens of people worldwide that live in a country that's not America."

homas violence @ thomas_violence: "Tonight a 19ish-year-old in the bar very nicely asked me if I could give them a refund on a vodka coke they bought because they realised they were too drunk and drinking it would be a bad idea, a move both so ballsy and sincere I couldn't possibly refuse." kimT @ kimT9410: "Umm... I thought in all US states you must be at least 21 years old in order to purchase alcohol?" thomas violence @ thomas_violence: "I'm one of the dozens of people worldwide that live in a country that's not America."

Social media challenge for USAmericans to learn the lesson from this exchange, difficulty level impossible

25.09.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was the last post I made before the Charlie Kirk news dropped. Fucking crazy

16.09.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Charlie Kirk was Fingering his Anus the Right Way

14.09.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Zohran: *eats food with hands*
Charlie: try finger but hole

14.09.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean I've scratched like, my cheek and thigh on occasion, but I've never gone IN there

14.09.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we've all been talking about how charlie kirk was a bigoted fascist but has anyone considered that maybe he was just being ratatouilled by the worms in his asshole?

14.09.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are all my old Charlie kirk dunks suddenly blowing up now that he's dead lmao

14.09.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They'll lie to you about a man whose views were well-known and documented on video for years. Imagine what else they're lying about.

13.09.2025 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2901    ๐Ÿ” 638    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Imagine being the guy who did the autopsy and first pulled that bullet out and read it. Do you think he just sighed?

12.09.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"You're not allowed to laugh about this or make any jokes" sir that is literally fucking impossible

12.09.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Mega Man Ruthlessly Beats the Shit Out of Ice Man MEGA CITY โ€” Robot hero Mega Man inflicted a prolonged, brutal beating upon his adversary Ice Man, according to horrified fellow level bosses who witnessedโ€ฆ

Mega Man Ruthlessly Beats the Shit Out of Ice Man

hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

12.09.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 214    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm all for the meme posting but you people give me the chills sometimes, holy fuck, on one hand it scares me but on another hand it takes skill to be this creatively deranged and dark

12.09.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ok some of you are like, actually fucking insane, like holy shit lmao

12.09.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It certainly made me cool, in the sense that a chill ran through me cause he was fucking creepy

12.09.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The first time I saw this, I honestly believed it was edited

12.09.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
senator Mike Lee calling for Kirk's estate to sue Stephen King for correctly pointing out that Kirk once advocated for gay people to be stoned to death

senator Mike Lee calling for Kirk's estate to sue Stephen King for correctly pointing out that Kirk once advocated for gay people to be stoned to death

mike lee allegedly went to law school and passed the bar. aside from stephen king's claim being true, a dead person's estate can't sue for defamation, on account of the fact that a dead person can't suffer an injury to their reputation, because they are dead.

12.09.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11788    ๐Ÿ” 1891    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 610    ๐Ÿ“Œ 175

Same person btw

12.09.2025 09:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Seriously the jokes I've seen even have like like "yeesh" some of you are dark as fuck

11.09.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 11.09.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"One of the more moderate voices out there" compared to your nazi husband maybe, brainrotted dumb bitch lmao

11.09.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Laughing my fucking ass off rn

11.09.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Charlie Kirk spent his lifeโ€˜s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and weโ€™re now not supposed to mention that because itโ€™s not polite.

10.09.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50016    ๐Ÿ” 12587    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1266    ๐Ÿ“Œ 538
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Holy fuck

11.09.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Wow I'm a moron

11.09.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna be honest I don't get it cause I don't know what replaces "there" sorry I'm dumb

11.09.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck yourself

11.09.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can u dm me it I'm so curious

11.09.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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