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Holy shit mopeds are motorcycles 🤯 forgive me

I wish I wasnt this way, I hope you know that.

But I believe thats a moped.

MOtor assisted PEDals

I would say 55/300 or approx 1/6 BUT the pedantic asshole in my head keeps yelling "TVs are measured diagonally!!"

but i dont feel like figuring out how long that makes the sides of the TV because I told my 10th grade math teacher i would never use trig as an adult.

Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.

Epstein Files Include 1996 Child Porn Complaint That F.B.I. Ignored

HUGE NEWS from the new Epstein files:

Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996.

The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...

Why I have to give Fortnite my passport to use Bluesky Age verification laws are as ineffective as they are dangerous.

Here's an example of how useless and frustrating internet laws to "protect kids" are in practice: When I'm in Ohio, where I am during the holidays, I can't use my Bluesky DMs—unless I hand over my ID to a company owned by Epic Games. Why? To protect kids, of course!
spitfirenews.com/p/why-i-have...

for the ladies *theydes and gaydes*

Gotta pump those numbers for crowd sourcing

edit: I didnt like the formatting I used before for theydes and gaydes

Every fucking one of us deserves this, and i am so angry now that I see how much better it is.

We can not accept this.

Ive got healthcare and a job that pays me enough to breathe for the first time in my life.

Despite all the relief I am so fucking angry. I struggled with daily suicidal ideation for years while attending therapy.

Money and healthcare made the difference. Peace of mind made the difference.

☠️

I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism

I know who I am who I shouldn't be, so I dont put the sugar where my boogers be.

No longer choke on smoke to help me cope. Now that the haze is gone, I can see hope.

I have celiac, so I think im the outlier who earned that title

It's a big club.

I wonder what it is they have in common?

Public officials at every level are dedicated to giving Elon public money. It’s wild.

These people don’t want to chat with you. They want to either kill you or control your every decision until you stop being useful to profit at which point see number one.

2026 🤍

Bruh youre gonna ruin the magic of Crash on December 18th like this isnt triggering past Santa trauma?

words fail to express my appreciation for this post, these emoji will have to do 😂❤️

"...and, on the eighth night, THEY UNIONISED!!!"

I have a lot of thoughts on gaming I mostly keep to myself, but I'll make an exception since its labor rights.

Fuck naughty dog, fuck Sony who owns them, and sadly - fuck crash bandicoot 💔

Wishing everyone at Naughty Dog a very Merry Unionize Right The Fuck Now Holy Shit

me calling to schedule my bikes first oil change/service:

This is an odd question, so I'll make it weirder. Do I have to pay to watch?

I was hoping for *any reaction* except for the dead silence on the other line.

in all my years of DND and nerd shit this my first time reading this combination of words 🤣 incredible.

😂 my man, you need to add cunning linguist to your bio.

I would follow that disgusted soviet muppet to any battle for the greater good of the swolletariat

*and secretly hoping you're doing the pose face while folding*

"You should smile more," I said, hoping to be folded like an ultralight chair

some will fall into other collectors' hands, some will be project cars for new enthusiasts that get scrapped, and some will waste away after their current owners are gone.

I think we we're all afraid of fading away from memory in time and topics like this touch on that shared anxiety of legacy.

hell yes Dex!

Too many people forget pride started as a riot, and we will NEVER again be quiet.

Really appreciate the courageous voices like yours that echo the titans that stood before us

bro has you posting like a 14 year old in a 2008 message board.

Go get some fresh air