Jason

Dolly didn’t want us to worry 🥹

You only did better than Marquita Bradshaw right next door by like 7ish%. You spend $90MM! She spent like. . . . $3,000 at kinkos and $500 in Chik-Fil-A gift cards.

God bless Amy McGrath, but it's giving Sisyphus. Girl, move to GA, or NC, or TX where you might finally win.

Mostly just screening questions for borderline personality disorder though, which I guess if you want to define relationally crazy, is not wrong.

I am 85% hot, 29.58% crazy, which places me in the marriage zone. Hot/Crazy Scale Test, as known from internet pop culture.

Step right up boys!

I think I've found some of that waste, fraud, and abuse Republicans are always talking about.

Whenever I see "CNC Machinist" my first thought is always "How does a machine consent?"

I ask for strategies for liquidating my USD assets and moving them offshore, turning credit into cash and cash equivalents, and how to get my dog into the EU. By comparison you're an optimist!

QA?

This is 100% what happened to my kid brother. It was all just a funny contrarian joke, until it wasn’t.

It's really inspiring how many students are em dash aficionados all of a sudden.

"Wait, you really like your dentist?" "Your house cleaner does your laundry?" "It cost how much to paint your bedroom?" Word of mouth connects you to much higher quality services than finding a gig worker through an app advertised on Instagram.

I'm a "guy" proponent. One of the hardest parts of moving from Chicago to NYC was losing all my guys. It's not until you need to replace them all at once that you realize how you've cultivated your guys, trading up to more skilled/more reliable ones slowly over years.

It wasn’t that bad.

Me last week: Monday intake training? LFGGGGGGG.
Me today: seeking a grand jury indictment against Past Me for crimes against Present Me.

We’ve Reached Peak Gay Sluttiness Party all weekend, hook up with anyone, never get an STD or a hangover, and still make the Monday-morning Zooms. Who says nobody’s having sex anymore?

Every few years some 20something looks around at and decides they invented not sleeping for three days, but there is nothing new under the sun. A friend had 5L of GBL delivered to his university lab in the 1990s.

No notes

It's actually Ms. Now, not Miss. Thanks. No it's okay, it happens a lot.

This is certainly a net positive for many reasons.

ChatGPT update: no longer just slightly wrong, now aggressively annoying and wrong about things you literally just wrote. OpenAI, you’ve captured the essence of a Vivek Ramaswamy conversation.

DOG AUTISM??! Oh no Ruby!

Furthest I’ve been:

N: 🇮🇸 Akureyri, Iceland. 65°41'N
E: 🇦🇺 Palm Beach, NSW. 151°19'E
S: 🇦🇺 St. Kilda, VIC. 37°52'S
W: 🇨🇦 Carcross, Yukon. 134°42'W

Like you, it was also my Window To The World. This makes me so sad.

Judging by my phone using 10x less data this past week in Germany I can only imagine the rest of the data I use at home is just incessant American data tracking. We are so fucked.

Maybe he'll end up losing his legs and be wheelchair bound? It didn't make Greg Abbott any less terrible, but you know being disabled would KILL him. If he's not going to be dead knowing he's (more?) deeply miserable every day is a nice second choice!

Eight Giordanos in the third row

Which Workers Will A.I. Hurt Most: The Young or the Experienced?

“What are those people going to do? How will they be funded? What is the impact on tax revenue?” he said. “I imagine governments are thinking about that.”

Babygirl, you imagine wrong.

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Not that this could have been stopped, but the fact that three ancient Democrats in the House have died since January isn't helping matters.

I'm always going to grab a TAKE5 before anything else, but the Polly Waffle still haunts my dreams. Somehow tastes like an ice cream cone, but at room temperature. Witchcraft!