@smartasscentral.bsky.social
As my handle alludes to...
That dolt does not have a sense of humor. Right over his comb over with the jokes.
25.04.2025 18:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0B
28.02.2025 18:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@sloth-n-cheetah.bsky.social ain't this purrrfect?
14.02.2025 00:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chek out Ooni. I got Doug a knock off one for his bday year before last. It has a hopper to put wood pellets. Get super hot! Great for steaks as well.
Damn, now I'm hungry!
This was confirmed. WTAF is happening?!
12.02.2025 02:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Excellent work Zack! Bet there's even more to uncover. *shudder*
05.02.2025 21:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We are members of Congress at the Treasury Department. We want to be let in to provide oversight on behalf of our constituents. @jasmineforus.bsky.social @sethmagaziner.bsky.social
04.02.2025 21:40 β π 84669 π 20169 π¬ 4199 π 1580
Less milk...
30.01.2025 21:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
27.01.2025 12:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Maybe he shouldn't have shit the bed in his delusional faux omnipotence? I am soooo looking forward to the implosion of that bankrupt malaligned asshat!
26.01.2025 03:38 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A day of walking. Ferries, zoo, walking, gin tasting, more walking, more gin tasting...and it's not yet 5pm.
24.01.2025 05:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have tossed more than I have kept.
24.01.2025 02:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hahahaha
23.01.2025 21:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Helllllo Sydney! That's the view from our sweet hotel suite in North Sydney. We have views, a balcony, full kitchen in a lovely hotel right in the middle of a bustling district. Just woke up after 10.5 hrs of sleep, lol. Warch out!
23.01.2025 19:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Or...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-vPFNihnGQ
20.01.2025 15:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Happy puppies!
20.01.2025 00:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Boooo!
19.01.2025 19:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SASSY! Argh, dunno how to edit on this platform
19.01.2025 17:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Love you Ms.! Your hair is as says as you are.
19.01.2025 01:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
A lovely Saturday evening. Chicken in bondage and artichokes with homemade Mayo on deck. A Corpse Reviver to start and a dry white to go with dinner.
19.01.2025 01:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Pussies are wonderfully strong - and bonus, are self cleaning!
18.01.2025 00:31 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0
Uh, strawberries are ripening, and tomatoes have started. Naw, silly climate change can't be at work here!? Iris is blooming, and we have added some of Doug's artwork to our fence for color and fun. Happy January!
18.01.2025 00:25 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Furious at those heartless bastards!
17.01.2025 19:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Tonight, an apricot sky. Enjoy!
15.01.2025 01:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@ctroyston.bsky.social
08.01.2025 19:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What a show tonight in the sky...
08.01.2025 01:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
