Lara

I believe she uses the whimsy scale to determine a tooth's worth.

Why no replay in stadium for Sofia's goal, @washingtonspirit.com ?

What even is a 12:30 start time?

See y'all tomorrow!

Have they seen her play?

Yikes.

On the bright side, Spirit already clinched #2.

What is this chain email ass bullshit

Wouldn't we all.

I'm sure he's got some kind of alert set up.

Every time I see him in something I think "look! Common is trying to act again!"

You gotta! They're the best.

With the craziest ass white boy last name.

Gonna start saying this when my son calls my name for the fifteenth time in a day.

This seems totally made up.

Pantexturous?

Gum wrappers or chewed gum in wrappers.

It's great that you have helpers for crises like that! My Felix is an only child but he'd probably also be clutch in a situation such as that.

Which one chose her outfit today?

Gourd-geous.

Is the i short or long?

You mean you aren't in love with this 90% humidity?

Watching the Trin goal on repeat, and that was a sick assist from Croix. So thrilled to have both of them back. #gospirit

Can we talk about how bad that "hay comida en la casa" Doordash ad is?

You know that's some WASP rich girl's nickname..."this is Bunny, Tippy, and Pussy"

Someone tell me I don't need more v-neck tees.

Buena suerte.

Success! Gay shenanigans achieved in the nick of time!

Lego minifigure with blonde hair in a ponytail, wearing a baseball hat zip hoodie, and fanny pack. SWOON.

Lego dream girl.

Honey badger don't care.