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a black cat jumping out of a bag that has a black Puma logo on it

Just as the prophecy foretold

@choochoobear.bsky.social Have you seen the Sunday pages of Mutts these past couple of weeks? A fun trip down Thimble Theater Lane!

Happy anniversary!!!!

Happy Velocibirthday!

When it happens, you're probably not even going to learn about it directly before you feel it in the air. You'll just hear car horns and cheering in the streets. You'll feel confused, annoyed. You'll check your phone. Huh, 41 new texts.

@wellgoshacs.bsky.social Happy Birthday, friend! 🎉

Age verification? I used to hear hit songs on AM radio and then buy the 45 at a department store. To which I travelled in a car fueled with leaded gas, in which I drank cola from a small glass returnable bottle.

The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"

The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

Oof, Yeti. *sends S'mores from the corner*

Complyte with summaries to be view'd on ye Tyck-Tock. As yt were.

He was right about one thing, though. Crunch all you want, (Doritos) will make more....

SÉANCE FOR A CATTE:

"Mr. Whiskeres, art thou heere?"

[glasse ys knocked off of table]

Textbook

Richard Belzer waiting to kick Hulk’s ass down to hell, and we can’t even see it happen.

And most of us do as well, so the opinions would cascade

if u do not have anything nice to say well sometimes u are not wrong

G-ddammit

a man stands in front of a police telephone that is free for use of public Alt: David Tennant’s Tenth Doctor emerges from the Tardis

Delivered by Who, indeed

Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.

Bird is Bird
Occasionally Person
Many many years ago was briefly Hedgehog

Having been a Non Sequitur fan for more years than I care to admit? Yes on both.

A large gray cat sits on a partially-closed shoebox. Another cat’s face pokes out of the open corner of the box.

Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto.

Pope Leo XIV holding 2 chicago dogs and a fifth of Malort. citation needed

It is National Hot Gog Day

Peace Be With You and With Your Spirit (Malort)

Metal ice cube trays with metal dividers linked with a lever that was supposed to loosen the ice cubes for easy removal, but which was usually fused to them in an immovable mass.

Hello! Slowly rebuilding over here!!

The four big important controls on television sets: vertical hold, horizontal hold, and on color sets, color (saturation) and tint adjustments.

Oh, and click tuners.

Reminds me: Mazel Tov, friend!

*offers coffee on general principle*

It doesn't matter if they are ever coming for you.

It was always ever already too much that they were coming for anyone.

Safe travels!