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Left leaning independent. Tired of Republicans afraid of their own shadow. Tremendous respect for Republicans that resist MAGA.

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Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him The booing fans were "paid by Soros," he claimed.

Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-orde...

18.11.2025 13:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Caption Contest Winner! What was Little Marco really whispering to Metamucilini?

Caption Contest Winner!
www.borowitzreport.com/p/caption-co...

29.10.2025 18:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Mike Johnson Accuses No Kings Protesters of Blatantly Exercising First Amendment Rights The Speaker alleged that "far-left lunatics and Antifa members" were conspiring to take the First Amendment literally.

Mike Johnson Accuses No Kings Protesters of Blatantly Exercising First Amendment Rights
www.borowitzreport.com/p/mike-johns...

18.10.2025 11:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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Qataris Reject Trump’s Idaho Offer and Demand Airbase at Mar-a-Lago “We gave you a 400-million-dollar 747. You’re not sticking us in some Idaho shithole.”

Qataris Reject Trump’s Idaho Offer and Demand Airbase at Mar-a-Lago
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15.10.2025 11:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Americans Mystified Why Nonessential Federal Employee Still Has Job The still-employed man performs no identifiable function, Americans noted.

Americans Mystified Why Nonessential Federal Employee Still Has Job
www.borowitzreport.com/p/americans-...

13.10.2025 11:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Trump Rallies Angry Supporters Outside Nobel HQ in Oslo “If you want to win the Nobel Peace Prize, you’ve got to fight like hell.”

Trump Rallies Angry Supporters Outside Nobel HQ in Oslo
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10.10.2025 14:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Trump Explodes with Rage after Gavin Newsom Wins Nobel Peace Prize The committee recognized Trump with a "certificate of participation."

Trump Explodes with Rage after Gavin Newsom Wins Nobel Peace Prize
www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-expl...

07.10.2025 17:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Leavitt Flees After Being Cornered on Shutdown Spin The White House press secretary admitted the administration was not changing positions on one longstanding law.

www.thedailybeast.com/leavitt-flee...

04.10.2025 14:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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The missing $17 trillion: rep says Trump must reveal investments he is boasting about President has repeatedly claimed his global tariffs have caused companies to expand operations or move business to the U.S.

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03.10.2025 16:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Leaked texts on Scott Bessent’s phone suggest the White House got played bailing out Argentina—and U.S. soybean farmers are the casualties “This is highly unfortunate,” the text said. “Soy prices are dropping further because of it. This gives China more leverage on us.”

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Trump Commands World Not to Watch ABC at 11:30 Tonight He claimed that watching "will do even greater damage than Tylenol."

Trump Commands World Not to Watch ABC at 11:30 Tonight
www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-comm...

26.09.2025 11:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Study Links Trump Being President to Increased Use of Tylenol News from Medicine

Study Links Trump Being President to Increased Use of Tylenol
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23.09.2025 10:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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ABC Hires Kash Patel to Host Late-Night Comedy Show Disney CEO Bob Iger couldn't be more excited about his new TV star.

ABC Hires Kash Patel to Host Late-Night Comedy Show
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22.09.2025 16:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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If that’s the case

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It has been verified

18.09.2025 19:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Trump Boasts That Obama Never Got Crowds Like This in UK “If Obama is watching this on TV, it’s gotta be killing him.”

Trump Boasts That Obama Never Got Crowds Like This in UK
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18.09.2025 09:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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🤡🤡🤡🍿🍿

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ICE Goes Undercover in Memphis An exclusive first look at their latest operation.

ICE Goes Undercover in Memphis
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17.09.2025 13:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How has that been working out?

16.09.2025 09:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

15.09.2025 02:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kash Patel & Dan Bongino en route to Utah

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Kash Patel Replaced by Startled Deer Informing Patel of his decision in a brief phone call, Trump reportedly said, “Sorry, Kash—we’re going deer.”

BREAKING: Kash Patel Replaced by Startled Deer
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This is a Nancy Mace investigation

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I’m sure it’s from a bar

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I heard she would be a great rest room attendant

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This is what she knows best

11.09.2025 18:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Trump Furious at Having to Pay All His Hard-earned Bribes to E. Jean Carroll Plus: Trump explains why Epstein drawing can't be his work.

Trump Furious at Having to Pay All His Hard-earned Bribes to E. Jean Carroll
www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-furi...

09.09.2025 10:16 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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