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the idea of antifa paying protesters is so funny. if i wanted to get paid to destroy the government i’d run for congress

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

That msnbc guy got fired for saying these words

Putting away all the "CIVIL WAR NOW" banners at the news station and bringing out the "Mental Health Crisis in America" banners with a heavy sigh

The US president trafficked & raped underage girls, the evidence is overwhelming, everyone knows it, and this country's elites & institutions are so broken, so insular, so decadent that we can't even bring ourselves to state it clearly, much less do anything about it.

Contemptible & pathetic.

I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town

Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor

Yeah man I think of a lot of dumb stuff too. Like what if we had a Gummi Bear so big you could sleep on it?

I would rather die than create an account to continue

sorry for being super woke but deposition video of the worlds most famous pedophile invoking the fifth when asked if he ever partied with you and underage girls should be career ending

Reminder that when SCOTUS wanted to nuke Biden's eviction moratorium and student loan forgiveness, they gleefully grabbed the cases before appellate courts could decide.

But "the President has declared the Constitution invalid so he can kidnap citizens and send them to foreign gulags" can wait.

It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

They attacked, traumatized and fired the competent public servants, and now want your sympathy for being out of their depth.

Lol, put federal employees in trauma to get them to leave, institute hiring freezes across the government, then lament that there’s a lot of trouble getting new blood in. Very smart.

you know so many stupid fish are trying to nibble on an F-18 right now and getting absolutely bupkis out of it. but if just one of them figures out how to fly that thing we're fucked

Here is a specific thing you can do to fight Trump's politicization of public services Plus: what I wrote in Science about the revised Schedule F

New from me: Everything feels overwhelming. But here is a tangible thing you can do: write a comment to oppose Trump's plan to convert 50,000 career civil servants into political appointees. Deadline is May 23. Please share!
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/here-is-a-...

me: i am a rational person and i evaluate the world around me with clear eyed skepticism of superstition, magical thinking, and faith based reasoning

also me: there are actual demons that live in SharePoint. the demons in SharePoint delight in our suffering

ending my career as a nuclear policy analyst by getting pulled into a no-agenda zoom titled only “Review” and coming to face to face with a poofy-haired teenager who put my emails into a racist chatbot to find out how woke I am on a scale from “Based” to “R-Slur” and immediately defecting to China

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Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

oh is it bad when you put people out of work for political reasons

I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.