Eleanor James

Cock & Ball Torture, (just a little bit. as a treat)

an animorphs cover but it's just me morphing into me having a nice sit down

oh the four of wands. that means youre gonna fall into a big hole. oh the queen of swords. that means youre gonna fall into a big hole. oh the reverse high priestess. you get a $10 gift card for target.

That was the moment I understood that there was something else there. Something I didn’t choose or control. And it took me a long time to understand it was something I could live with. Something I could navigate

Before I was diagnosed. My girlfriend said the most life changing thing:

“So if you want to do that… why don’t you?”

Being diagnosed with severe ADHD as an adult is so weird.

I spent my life thinking that the insane distance between “intent” and “execution” was just like, how it was for everyone.

“Waaah the movie is challenging” all you have to do is look at it. There’s not a single movie in the world as challenging as Castlevania for the Nintendo Entertainment System

Intro post I guess:

Ellie. Biblically accurate transsexual.

I’m a writer, musician, comedian, and host of Trash Fic: an event dedicated to the worst and most wonderful fan fiction on the internet.

I write poetry and fiction that are real bummers though.

if it helps, I don’t think many ttrpg people like ttrpgs that much either

I'm sapiophobic stop knowing things around me you problematic fucks

Follow my tiktok maybe I’ll post again shorturl.at/JbbhO

I did basically that on TikTok and got a really nice audience until I got bored. I should make tiktoks again

I don’t know whatever to skeet about writing or about trans stuff or just post bullshit so I think yes

*cums neurodivergently*

My Husband is Dead meme but the blonde lady is saying Sauron is Dead. I don't want to sail to the Undying Lands. I only want scouring of the shire click here

can't remember why i made this

Stone Cold Killer Bitch v Stone Cold Horniness

oh so the one sword that was forged against me was able to prosper and you suddenly act like i aint shit. fake ass

“Trans people are always just making outrageous demands!”

The demands:

• girlfrend
• some pasta
• a nice hat

And it's time to stop prioritizing visibility over connection. We are entering an age when visibility will become extremely dangerous for some people. We shouldnt be doing a lot of things out in the open—especially not on an avid fascist's platform.

I swear it’s such a “have your cake” situation. Because they want to see art that they didn’t have to make but without having to feel the subtle, underlying envy that comes with seeing someone else create something amazing.

They want art to just happen for them but also get to take the credit

"bluesky is cooking it's really taking off" i have not yet seen a teenager posting stuff like 'you dont miss your dead dog you miss uncritical affection from someone who can't challenge you' so no i do not agree

everyone here is a dirtbag it's important to be clear about that up front

Is ‘Horny Character Study’ a Thing

2012: “join Twitter? just so I can learn what some moron had for lunch?”

2024: “I’ve joined Bluesky to follow the ‘Good Lunch’ Feed. People post their lunch and others reply good lunch when it’s a good lunch”

I think in order to truly heal me and my inner child need to team up to beat the shit out of my inner 15 year old