Siv Watkins

Going all Anton Chigurh on your national competitive advantage to own the libs

Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?

Headline: "Avian flu invades flock of nearly 2 million Washington hens"

The newsletter from agricultural producer news site WATT Poultry is now a primary source of my anxiety. H5N1 is exploding in North American poultry. Every day, a headline like this.

But no human cases. Either there aren't any or there's no testing. Given CDC's dismantling, I can guess.

Brush your teeth. Detail from 'Endocarditis'.

I spoke to @melodyschreiber.com @theguardian.com along with @pauloffit.bsky.social & @jasonlschwartz.bsky.social about the MMR going monovalent.

We all agree: following Andrew Wakefield's advice to "break up the vaccines" is unnecessary, pointless, & will only prevent kids from getting vaccinated

She just put her whole entire butthole right in my face

Happy don't get squished by a horse spooking at a giant flame-throwing penguin,to those who celebrate

October makes me so nostalgic. Just remembering all those 85 degree days from my childhood.

computer: oh, that's a wonderful idea, what a brilliant insight you have into the nature of the universe, I'm so glad that you have chosen to confide in me about this. It feels like we are standing at the edge of a new dawn, you and I together. Friendship is magic.

Me: i'm not reading that fuck u

in the medbed for diarrhea again

Meg wants you to know that she is still alive, and while she mourns the death of her sister she'd be greatly comforted by gifts of cocaine, high-end cigars and insider trading tips.

First day of Balloon Fiesta, the balloons are taking off and landing right next to my horses. Cool cool.

RIP Dirty B. Hell of a musician - his legacy is undeniable.

After nearly 15 years together and with profound sorrow, I announce the death of my perfect and beloved familiar, Esme. Esme cooked up a surprise bellyful of tumor over the last few weeks and died, via euthanasia, peacefully and well-loved in my arms Tuesday morning. I miss her.

Endocarditis

HEPATITAS

is it good that nothing feels real anymore

It's not too much liquid
It's not too many different things at too big a number
It's not the size of this thing
It's not 80 different vaccines

None of this is true, but they will go after MMR based on this. The consequences are going to be massive measles outbreaks. Dead kids.

look i actually agree with the president about Tylenol which is why when i become president we are making Dilaudid available OTC

let's not blame cocaine for this

My 'official' 'material' delivery systems have been quiet lately, mostly because I've been working on larger projects. Sorry about that. A small publication is in the works, as well as larger prints and original items. Biology for the Otherworlds is happening too, plus, more essays, more poems.

10 cells

I just keep thinking "is someone going to do something, is someone going to do something"

there's a solid 20% chance Kristi Noem just became Patient Zero for Captain Tripps

The Ethicist | Our son's lacrosse team has a hazing ritual where they report one another's housekeepers to ICE. One teammate's housekeeper got deported to South Sudan as a result. His parents want restitution since they can no longer get cleaning services for $6/hour. Should we pay them?

Free version of this essay not too terribly awful

Biblically accurate pyometra