Gatsby that is Average

I graduated high school in 1999, and im not entirely sure i get it.

Maybe Las Vegas is to blame... because it fucking sucks and no one can afford to waste money gambling... also its easier than ever to gamble. You can basically do it anywhere

They will also stalk you, so if you think you've gotten away... You probably haven't.

It takes a special kind of crazy/stupid human to hunt cape buffalo. They are mean, and petty, and incredibly aggressive. There have been instances where they have starved themselves to death by chasing people up a tree and waiting for them to come down.

Nucular!

I genuinely cant believe how much people still care about that.

All these anti-Royals takes!

Ah yes, the reaction of a completely reasonable take as being anti-Royals.

In my small home town the best breakfast place opened at 5 am. So any place that opens after 6 am should be burned to the fucking ground.

Is nothing sacred in the battle of grass creek!?

And, if you're Dayton Moore you do everything wrong, somehow catch lightning in a bottle, and then use that to strengthen your faith based bullshit while running your franchise into the ground.

Everything I know about prospects over the last 5 years I've learned from playing OOTP.

Im so fucking over Lefebvre. Calling tonight's 4 walk game a big walk game while completely glossing over how the Braves won yesterday despite being outhit.

My place of employ has a new ERP software that is completely customizable, so this is my homescreen

Thought Angel Hernandez retired.

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

As a Kansan im fully aware of how much Marshall sucks. Even Republicans dont like him. Hes such a feckless cunt.

He just doesn't possess the will to win.

Fuck you Clase!

What perfect album came out when you were 16?

NOTHIN BETTER THAN LIVE TV

Frankly I don't have the energy to make myself a meal and my family a different meal. I'm doing good enough getting my kids fed at all.

Same with lasagna.

Perhaps once in your life you should have taken some initiative how to do something. No one taught me how to change my oil, but you better goddamn well believe I can change my own oil.

I'm 44 years old, I was a latch key kid in a single parent house hold. I've been doing my own laundry for at least 30 years, and if I didn't do my own laundry I had to wear dirty clothes.

I'm a pretty decent cook, my wife is a better cook. But I smoked a 12 pound brisket the other day. I paid $65 for it and it has feed my family of four all week. Like literally lunch and dinners for 4 days.

Oh man, I used to make a giant pot of chili once a year, but now I'm married and have children and I'm the only one that likes chili. So I miss chili week. I don't like hot dogs, but you better god damn believe I made awesome ass home made grilled chili cheese hot dogs at least once that week.

The Iron Sheik o @the_ironsheik HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

My wife has a CX-90, she loves it. I'm okay with it. It gets the job done for hauling a family of 4 with multiple animals. My wife requires 3 bags for a weekend trip. So anything smaller would be challenging. But since its a PHEV we are ethically okay with it being an absolute monster of a vehicle