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Matt F.

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Retired Coastie. “Champagne tastes best when totally unexpected.” - Astronaut Michael Collins

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I dont miss having to use it. Nothing like a program where you can get in trouble for using it and you can get into trouble for NOT using it.

16.02.2026 15:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

By law (5 USC 6103) it is still Washington’s Birthday. Im sticking with the law…

uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?r...

16.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think this was from spring 1980

15.02.2026 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I was home this week and was looking through stuff from elementary school - note who the lead student director was…

15.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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He spent his life building a $1 million stereo. The real cost was unfathomable. Ken Fritz spent 40 years turning his living room into what some audiophiles called the world’s greatest hi-fi system. What would it all mean in the end?

Did you see this story about the guy who built the $1M stereo?

www.washingtonpost.com/style/intera...

14.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Just dont mess with the theme song. And I think one of the reasons Garner played a world weary hang dog PI so well was that he was a twice wounded Korean War vet.

13.02.2026 12:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I invite you all to get into the weirdest, hardest and most wonderful sport: Biathlon.

(I love it so much I went to Norway last March to see my favs biathletes retire.)

Here’s an intro I wrote in December 2024.

gillianbrockell.ghost.io/you-should-g...

07.02.2026 14:00 — 👍 170    🔁 41    💬 15    📌 18
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Membership Become a supporting member of U.S. Biathlon and join us on our journey to the podium!

I signed up to be a supporter of the team after the last winter Olympics. Great sport and the team has a great social media page.

www.usbiathlon.org/membership

07.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@sickoscommittee.org Matt Iseman splitting his pants during curling coverage on Gold Zone is just what we needed to start the morning!

07.02.2026 14:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Years later when I was XO of the school I learned that we stopped having the students do it b/c they would self-correct since they knew how to do the tests. So we used a rotating crop of contractors as the subjects who got paid and a taxi ride to and from the school.

06.02.2026 02:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nice! In the summer of ‘93 I was on CGC Red Beech and we set the buoy used in a scene in Carlito’s Way. They paid for the u/w timeband rented a buoy. Their SFX folks did a neat job on the buoy.

06.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When I went through Boarding Officer course in the CG they taught us to do field sobriety tests/breathalyzers by “dosing” half the class one night and then we swapped roles the next.

06.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I wish they had used this legacy psint scheme for the CG DV planes.

06.02.2026 00:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why not 35 or 39???

04.02.2026 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Jim Brown, born ineligible to play for (Washington), integrated their end zone three times yesterday.” - Shirley Povich

04.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Me holding beets

Me holding beets

Hey, hey, hey
Just think, while you've been gettin' down and out about the liars
And the dirty, dirty cheats of the world
You could've been gettin' down to this sick beet…

31.01.2026 20:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We’re hunkering down further south. We invited over neighbors to watch the games. Its been an unholy mix of eggnog, espresso martinis, manhattans, champagne, and beer.

26.01.2026 02:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brick Alley Pub used to (precovid) have a better than expected bourbon selection.

24.01.2026 03:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A content beagle laying lazily on an office chair, staring out the window.

A content beagle laying lazily on an office chair, staring out the window.

Beagle coworkers are the best!

21.01.2026 20:17 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“How'd they print that? Where'd they print that? That's not real, is it? You can't print that!"

16.01.2026 01:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I respect that Ben Affleck refused to wear a Yankees hat in Gone Girl so they had his character wear a Mets hat instead

15.01.2026 16:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

media.defense.gov/2017/Jul/02/...

10.01.2026 16:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“…even a single instance of outrage or
intemperate or improper treatment of any person with whom they have anything to do, in the
course of their duty, will meet with his pointed displeasure, and will be attended with
correspondent consequences.”

10.01.2026 16:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“They will endeavor to overcome difficulties, if any are experienced, by a cool and temperate perseverance in their duty--by address and moderation, rather than by vehemence or violence.”

10.01.2026 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We’ve come a long way from Alexander Hamilton’s letter to Revenue Cutter CO’s, “They will always keep in mind that their countrymen are freemen, and, as such, are impatient of everything that bears the least mark of a domineering spirit….

10.01.2026 16:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When I was getting ready to retire from the Coast Guard, people would ask what I wanted to do next and my stock answer was bowl game CEO. Side note - Im still interested if anyone knows of an opening…

10.01.2026 01:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congrats! BZ!!!

09.01.2026 20:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Below the Beltway

This is the kind of result Gene Weingarten from the Post use to joke about from the polls run at the end of the Lou Dobbs Tonight show…

“Finally, his poll. Here's how Lou phrased the question: ‘Is a bad immigration bill better than no bill at all?’”

www.washingtonpost.com/archive/life...

05.01.2026 16:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’re not dead, we’re Reston!!! LFG!

03.01.2026 23:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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