Kerfuffle

ceramacists in the world of the legend of zelda probably have insanely low job satisfaction

Something botanical!

Britney Spears in an old interview saying “everyone has been doing emails”

Beach Finds
#Easington

The cover of John Darnielle’s book This Year, a black background with a decorative white font. My black and white dog and a large green field are in the background.

There aren’t many things recently that have made me glad to be around *right now* in the year of our Lord 2025, but having the resources to pick up what @themountaingoats.bsky.social are putting down lately is something I consider to be a great blessing.

A crocheted vulva

I’m not gonna do it girl, I’m just thinking about doing it.

…I did it.

A handful of brown eyelash yarn

I am gonna crochet pubes with this yarn and no one can stop me

I’ve used WD-40 and mineral oil. Also cooking spray but you have to be careful because it can go rancid if it mixes too much with the clay. Stinky

I’ve done this with air dry clay!! It works pretty well.

starting to think thsi throne of skulls i built might nto be structurally sound

Two guitars and a ukulele surrounded by chord sheets on an outside patio

Corrupting the youth

I got the sea monster sweatshirt in the mail just now and bestie it’s c o z y

This is what I’m gonna be doing for awhile I’ll catch up with you all eventually probably

I listened to this last night and, while other people have reviewed it more productively and astutely than I, I want to say that this album has given me a whole lot of joy.

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Gazing wistfully out of my window toward the mailbox as my pre-order traverses the United States postal system

Tomorrow I have to go to a really big “women’s conference” for work and tbh I’m glad it’s close to Halloween because maybe I can reframe in my mind all the sessions as little horror movie shorts

I’m so glad we’re finally getting an upbeat Christmas album from y’all

Just walked by someone in Spirit Halloween who said “I don’t want it to be, like, creepy, you know?”

Kermit the Frog biting Vincent Price on the neck.

me and who

When I was a teenager, my dad and I nearly blew out the speakers of our old pickup truck with our Old & In The Way CD. Not Jerry solo, but imo a great testament to his breadth. And real fuckin fun

Delicately questioning the person who "only listens to video game music" to figure out whether they're a prog rock fan who doesn't know it or an instrumental jazz fan who doesn't know it.

Damn I was doing like, basically the same experiment tonight, one of us could’ve been spared the strife

I think someone stole my “Keep Honking! I’m listening to ska and you’re in the band now” bumper magnet. 😔 the pilferer has good taste, but, still, when they say “pick it up, pick it up” they don’t mean other people’s stuff.

Hey twitter people, welcome to BlueSky! Just a quick heads up, you can take physical damage here! Can't really explain it but a post can be received in such a way that you are wounded in the physical world. I've seen them kill!

As I’ve rehashed my summer travels to others, they’ve asked me how I came up with my itinerary, since my destinations were often off the beaten path. I tell them that I have a really cool travel agent. (It’s you and your band, y’all are my travel agent.) All of this to say, apple tour plz

A photo of me standing in front of a blue theater with a red door. The marquee above the door reads “APPREHENSION”

Tonight at the theater where I read, the marquee was promoting a play they’re running. And it doubled as the omnipotent narrator for the evening.

I’m about to read one of my pieces as part of a showcase at a local theater, I haven’t done anything like this in years. Having some Big Feelings about it tbqh