Ketracel white woman 🇮🇪 🍉

A hand holding a can of beef tushunka

Playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: gamma and decided to get some merch

"if only someone could help me fix my life"
The conveniently angelic and patient lieutenant:

A black cat lying flat on a green bed looking deflated

Melted

For me, it's going to progress to gluttony (eating a lot of popsicles) and then into sloth (resting from the popsicles)

Pride month is over. It is now lust month

A slightly blurry mid shot of a white woman with pink hair and floral overalls

Also

They should add extra bricks to Stonehenge every so often

See a Doc, post a Doc

Well done Labour

Anyone who thought you represented real change now despises you.

Anyone who didn’t, still won’t.

People who weren’t that convinced but hoped for the best are out of patience.

You’ve managed to turn off everyone.

Quite the achievement!

The Duolingo owl will be killed in an altercation on the streets of Santiago, Chile

my #1 piece of advice to trans people in this moment: when you’re making a really big sandwich, there’s no such thing as “too much flavour”. pile on more spicy/pickled ingredients than you think, otherwise it’ll just taste like bread

If anyone needed more sun, it's the UK

A black cat wearing a small cone hat made of coloured tin foil

Noooo, don't become a conspiracy theorist

West Lothian woman carried out shocking campaign of abuse against four children Nicola Murray sexually assaulted two victims by forcing her tongue into their mouths and freely talked about her sex life to another child including describing the size of her lover’s penis

An influential "Gender Critical" activist was recently convicted of years of child abuse, including sexual and violent abuse, and calling children slurs for trans people

She is still followed on Twitter by the majority of other influential GCs

www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinbur...

Me, when I catch those two shithead ghosts

A drawing of the bronze statue of Molly Malone wheeling a cart with the title "Electrify Molly Malone: saps get zapped. They deserve it!"

I have a proposal

Bloody 'ell. It seems like the plague is back in bri'an. I'll inform the king innit

the new Morrissey song sucks

A trans woman cozies up to her trans girlfriend with a worried expression. She asks "babe, what's the matter? Why can't you get off?" The girlfriend, forlorn, sighs. She clenches her fist emphatically and looks upward toward an imagined, uncaring God. She says "it's just..." She opens her hand and stares in front of her with a 1000 yard stare and finishes "Neoliberalism." The first woman looks annoyed, pissed off.

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

whoever designs computer cases with power buttons on top of the case doesn’t have cats

"i hope this email doesn't find you. i hope you've escaped and now you're free" written on a poster of a black cat half inside a pond.

A machine with writing that reads "anything is possible with ice cream" and a notice stuck on the front reading "no ice cream"

not worried about evil microplastics in my body. the good microplastics from all the times i sucked on the strap will fight them

An image of a pink haired video game character with a strong jaw an wooden horns

I am loving Avowed so far, mostly because of my gorgeous, clocky envoy 💅

Those are the words of a man who is scared of his competition

A white woman with pink hair smiling at the camera while wearing floral overalls and a black T-shirt

I love these overalls! I have a similar pair (the only similarity is that they are black and have flowers)