David Forum

can’t stop won’t stop wish you could smelly he fragrance

que pasa hermano??

who up who up? hit my line

Kendrick two thirds through a song talking in some kind of robotic mantra voice:

You was in the club without clarity of purpose
Apple Bottom jeans the fruit of the loom of the serpent
Drinking Flaming Homers had you ignorant to Corinthians
In tavern sip and sin like father figure of Simpsons

this is the stuff Kendrick says on songs when he's being his own inner monologue

ayahuasca sunarai, sunarai a ti. this shit still kicks ass.

Not to get too intense about everything going on but it is really an ideology of death run by evil skeleton people who drink from a dread altar of blood

i used to use one but my skin was weirder and more sensitive so i was always getting nicks and stuff. i should get one and check out how it feels now that my face is 40 and rugged and soft and beautiful

that’s literally why

fucking razors are so expensive

god bless

easier said than done

periodic reminder that if you’re hot and you follow me you’re obligated to let me know

wait is this real

🫠😢😭

legit it’s sick though they discovered this by studying fire walkers

BOOOOORRINNNNGGGGGGGGGG

no matter how tempting, no matter how real it feels, no matter how good it feels, do not premise your happiness on the feelings or approval of another person. it’s equally harmful and unhealthy for both parties.

PANEL 1: A pig in an empty green space. PIG: "Last night I dreamed I was one of the main gang on Seinfeld. It was Jerry and Elaine and George and Kramer and lil' ol' me." PANEL 2: The pig is sitting (in color) in the iconic Monk's Cafe from the television show Seinfeld alongside the show's characters (in lineart only). PIG (v.o.): "They even had an extra chair at the iconic diner booth for me now." PANEL 3: George close up. PIG (v.o.): "And they came to me with their/our suicide pact --" GEORGE: "A *real* pact -- not one of those that *some people* always wriggle out of!" PANEL 4: Jerry putting his arms up in surrender. PIG (v.o.): "The 90s will never come back, they said. They said the acid of their observational irony had eaten away everything of value: love, friendship, sex, community, essential government services..." JERRY: Alright, alright--*no wriggling*!" PANEL 5: Kramer gently patting the pig's arm. PIG (v.o.): "All that remained was to diminish and go into the west." KRAMER: "Let's all slide through this last door together. I'm too weak to go alone."

the pact

here’s my latest post. hope you give it a read and let me know what you think

My only rival is the person I was yesterday.

Last year I was different.

Last year I saw the Weapon of Choice music video.

I thought Christopher Walken could fly for real.

The doctors said my brain stopped for six minutes.

I've learned. I've grown. l've leveled up.

That's what counts.

it’s not just going to be bad this time or worse it’s going to be incalculably worse.

i see a lot of people saying we know what to expect because trump has already been president like it hasn’t been 4 years of the country rapidly falling apart and becoming massively more insane every single day.

cool hack if you have enough money you can take over or start your own schools and just produce a legal “literature” that says whatever you want. that body of raw opinion bought and paid for by assholes and produced by unscrupulous morons now carried equal weight with the 14th amendment. hell yeah.

‘Chapo Trap House’ Isn’t Going to Save the Democrats Trump’s takeover of the manosphere left liberals pining for their own Joe Rogan. But the hosts of ‘Chapo,’ still stung by Bernie’s defeats, would rather let the party establishment burn. “I’m not givi...

enjoyed reading this, the bits about matt made me cry, love that man so much. i also really enjoyed the inexplicable gossip rag section shitting all over virgil. i no longer have the chance to make fun of him to his face so that felt good.

www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...

idk i got pretty full sized man hands

wow fake friends

does anyone want to hold hands

trust him with what

why isn’t she then