Hippyjon.

I like the fact he looks like he's ready to run away from you.

I love Paris.

"My doorbell won't work because a website is broken" is not the glorious frictionless future technology promised us, is it?

That was the vegetarian option.

This might help. Beef.

It was. Amazing.

Here's a picture of some pork I've just smashed into my fat face.

He couldn't drive you know, they had to use a stuntman.

28 years

It's a lovely picture. I remember you leggings it across London to get there!

Just sorting through some old photos and this one of me and the lovely @bearfacedlady.bsky.social popped up

I`ve even forgitten how to spell Google.

Anyone know anythihng about googllw sheets? I seem to have entirely lost my spreadsheet mantra

Have you tried steak instead?

Dolly Parton's songwriter.

Check out this 4 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove 4 bedroom detached house for sale in Brodick Gardens, Dunfermline, KY11 for £295,000. Marketed by Emoov, Chelmsford

Some amazing Photoshop work on the first picture in this listing. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Ok for the rest of us though?

I do like a drop of Irn bru myself.

Have you tried the new 7up pink lemonade? Bloomin lovely.

“Don’t worry, Dave, the ambulance will be here soon.”

There's no need to feel down🕺

Balsamic roast veg and halloumi.

I've just finished a whole bag of the king of boiled sweets, the sherbet lemon.

I can't believe it's dark already.

French Connection A masterpiece with an ace soundtrack.

Weevil Kneivel

Popped into Sainsbury's earlier to get some salad and somehow got salted caramel desserts and a tub of extra thick double cream. Forgot the salad. Still, the cream will be nice on the surprise Vienetta I found in my bag when I got home.

Looks fairly nondescript to me.

I thought I had an alien busting through the skin of my arm but it was just my wart that I had nearly ripped off my arm unloading some strongboys.

Not sure AI has quite got gymnastics nailed yet