Max

Going to the San Antonio rodeo tonight as a bit

Can’t quite put my finger on it but this new Dunkin signage is giving idiocracy vibes

Realized that I was old for getting this. Thank u

It used to be hack to say “the robots are stealing our thoughts” but here we are.

A man who is very happy and is not at all compartmentalizing his feelings or emotions.

Welcome!!! We’re happy to have you join us. I will let you know culturally we just don’t like to talk about things directly.

Moisture or maintenance wise we have no tips. Just pretend it didn’t happen and see if it’s different tomorrow!

Miles Luna told me from london today that actually Felix is canonically bisexual and showed me many crude hand drawn storyboards of an RvB episode that was never produced. It was just 45 minutes of foreplay ending in penetrative sex.

Warner Bros Discovery was too scared and wouldn’t allow it.

Me in a large empty movie theater

The bastrop theater rules. If you go at random times to less popular movies, you basically get a private screening room.

The dangum clunkers got me

I think we’re taking the fancy long route way to describe “writing a fun flirty original story!!” DO IT

Screenshot of an apology video from Jaclynhill that says “My lipsticks”

[Youtube apology video] “Hey guys I slipped up and decided to give myself a fever again”

On behalf of all blizzfans, we will let it slide…. this time. 😅

Anyhow, I already hated AI on behalf of digital artists, but I did NOT expect the robots to steal THE EXACT FONT AND LAYOUT OF SOMETHING I MADE 3 WEEKS AGO.

Fuck ChatGPT hahaha

Also go to bastropbeef.com to see my original work

Ah yes, as I always say (as a human) “Cuts may vary with each harvest to ensure freshness and balance”

ALL BONELES

Who’s hungry for some STRINGIN
Or LONDON BROLL

Uhhh so apparently ChatGPT scraped my redesign of my website and is now generating ai slop versions for random people who are trying to sell beef to their coworkers.

First one is the ai slop. 2nd one I made with photoshop/procreate.

Wildest part? I did this redesign 3 weeks ago.

So, come up to the lab
And see what’s on the slab
I see you shiver
With anticip-

I swear if this all turns out to be a ploy to fit into a wedding dress, I’ll be LIVID

Logistic companies HAVE to know what they’re saying

Our family met Patricia Quinn. I won the costume contest. A ridiculous night!

Tomorrow my family and I are going to Rocky Horror’s 50th anniversary and we will be MEETING *THE* MAGENTA

Small Town Texas Cryptid

YUPPP. This.

Nobody wants to talk about the liminal space eternal firepit at the local resort

It’s 100 degrees outside btw

A screenshot of a masculinity group that says “the brotherhood you’ve been searching for… Maverick Men ATX” Maverick men is also the name of a gay erotic video studio from the 2000s

This popped up on the FYP, and they genuinely seemed like a nice group of straight bros with a positive goal of fighting toxic masculity..

But who’s gonna tell them?

I got a bunch of death stranding 2 apparel and I wear them to all deliveries.

Considering going pro at pool

(Testing out making my bluesky my dead drop for any unhinged photoshoot)

Has it not always been? (Asked with RESPECT)

Quick read the F as an S when I saw the original post and got so scared for a second

A portrait mode photo of a herd emerging from an oak stand in the middle of a pasture that creates a tilt shift effect that blurs the line of cows in the back, and makes the momma cow in the middle of the frame appear tiny.

Why does this picture I took of the herd make them look like miniatures

Are you okay???