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The best lilโ€™ rancher in Texas ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ„

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I got a bunch of death stranding 2 apparel and I wear them to all deliveries.

24.07.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Considering going pro at pool

(Testing out making my bluesky my dead drop for any unhinged photoshoot)

18.07.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has it not always been? (Asked with RESPECT)

08.07.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quick read the F as an S when I saw the original post and got so scared for a second

19.06.2025 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A portrait mode photo of a herd emerging from an oak stand in the middle of a pasture that creates a tilt shift effect that blurs the line of cows in the back, and makes the momma cow in the middle of the frame appear tiny.

A portrait mode photo of a herd emerging from an oak stand in the middle of a pasture that creates a tilt shift effect that blurs the line of cows in the back, and makes the momma cow in the middle of the frame appear tiny.

Why does this picture I took of the herd make them look like miniatures

09.06.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you okay???

05.06.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Loved SJP showing up for 30 seconds to halfheartedly โ€œhostโ€ her show, and have the contestants randomly bring her up as an authority on art.

โ€œYour work of art
DIDNT work for usโ€

08.05.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg are you loving Expedition 33? Iโ€™m early on in it but itโ€™s fabulous so far

06.05.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Texas Rural River Fashion 2k25:
- Bucees cooler bag
- Sun hat from port aransas
- โ€œExpensiveโ€ Kaftan bought online during pandemmy

29.04.2025 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A teal and black Marie Antoinette lavish gown with a matching feather fan

A teal and black Marie Antoinette lavish gown with a matching feather fan

A reticulated claw gauntlet with a chain mask and overlapping sequins and leather

A reticulated claw gauntlet with a chain mask and overlapping sequins and leather

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Already miss the faire.
My fits this year:

21.04.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After binging the righteous gemstones i need to scream that every. single. line read Edi Patterson does as Judy Gemstone is incredible

15.04.2025 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This!! Just pay your first membership, log out and see whatโ€™s on HBO.

05.04.2025 07:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also havenโ€™t seen cujo but I want to assume itโ€™s Duel but replace the semi with a dog.

06.03.2025 09:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Personally, I read every post and hope some brave soul has the strength to relate it back, in the comments, to the dystopian hell we canโ€™t avoid! I love being reminded of it!!!

06.03.2025 09:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fishermanโ€™s Horizon = Iconic
Eyes on Me = Iconic
Waltz for the moon?? = ICONIC

04.03.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ai slop version of Little sad Dutch boy max

Ai slop version of Little sad Dutch boy max

Ai slop version of Registered Predator Max

Ai slop version of Registered Predator Max

Ai slop version of Non Registered Offender Max

Ai slop version of Non Registered Offender Max

Ai slop version of Walmart Dupe Mr Beast Max

Ai slop version of Walmart Dupe Mr Beast Max

Thank you apple intelligence, I viscerally hate it

26.02.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol this is a bot.

24.02.2025 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#1 this is my first time being called a redneck and Iโ€™m living for it, genuinely.
#2 but for serious! I bounced off after the second pirates world. I havenโ€™t revisited it in a LONG time. What did you enjoy about it?

24.02.2025 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™re not joking I am begging you to tell me what I missed, cause it was the hardest bounce off after 15 years of waiting. HELP ME KHARLO

24.02.2025 05:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey youโ€™ve always posted a lot of challenging stuff but this take actually may have gotten me

24.02.2025 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen . ALT: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .

(Sorry)

30.01.2025 05:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me to all the customers blowing up my company phone that are panic buying beef:

29.01.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When it started I was like โ€œI canโ€™t wait to see some beautiful shots of Mexico City!โ€ Then wentโ€ฆ.

Oh noโ€ฆ. Is โ€œMexicoโ€ going to be a lot of taquerias on a soundstage? Peppered with missing person/murder flyers?

28.01.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As someone who tried to watch Emilia Perez last night, they should just turn this into a full movie.

28.01.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I downloaded Infinity Nikkiโ€ฆ

25.01.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re gonna try to terrorize us every day. Do your best to not consume it all.

There will be more than enough shoved in your face without you seeking it out.

20.01.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just played infinite wealth all day and thatโ€™s it. Not gonna let this nonsense dominate every waking second

20.01.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sir this is a Christian app!!!

13.01.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cuntry boi 2025

03.01.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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