Max

Our family met Patricia Quinn. I won the costume contest. A ridiculous night!

Tomorrow my family and I are going to Rocky Horror’s 50th anniversary and we will be MEETING *THE* MAGENTA

Small Town Texas Cryptid

YUPPP. This.

Nobody wants to talk about the liminal space eternal firepit at the local resort

It’s 100 degrees outside btw

A screenshot of a masculinity group that says “the brotherhood you’ve been searching for… Maverick Men ATX” Maverick men is also the name of a gay erotic video studio from the 2000s

This popped up on the FYP, and they genuinely seemed like a nice group of straight bros with a positive goal of fighting toxic masculity..

But who’s gonna tell them?

I got a bunch of death stranding 2 apparel and I wear them to all deliveries.

Considering going pro at pool

(Testing out making my bluesky my dead drop for any unhinged photoshoot)

Has it not always been? (Asked with RESPECT)

Quick read the F as an S when I saw the original post and got so scared for a second

A portrait mode photo of a herd emerging from an oak stand in the middle of a pasture that creates a tilt shift effect that blurs the line of cows in the back, and makes the momma cow in the middle of the frame appear tiny.

Why does this picture I took of the herd make them look like miniatures

Are you okay???

Loved SJP showing up for 30 seconds to halfheartedly “host” her show, and have the contestants randomly bring her up as an authority on art.

“Your work of art
DIDNT work for us”

Omg are you loving Expedition 33? I’m early on in it but it’s fabulous so far

Texas Rural River Fashion 2k25:
- Bucees cooler bag
- Sun hat from port aransas
- “Expensive” Kaftan bought online during pandemmy

A teal and black Marie Antoinette lavish gown with a matching feather fan

A reticulated claw gauntlet with a chain mask and overlapping sequins and leather

Already miss the faire.
My fits this year:

After binging the righteous gemstones i need to scream that every. single. line read Edi Patterson does as Judy Gemstone is incredible

This!! Just pay your first membership, log out and see what’s on HBO.

Also haven’t seen cujo but I want to assume it’s Duel but replace the semi with a dog.

Personally, I read every post and hope some brave soul has the strength to relate it back, in the comments, to the dystopian hell we can’t avoid! I love being reminded of it!!!

Fisherman’s Horizon = Iconic
Eyes on Me = Iconic
Waltz for the moon?? = ICONIC

Ai slop version of Little sad Dutch boy max

Ai slop version of Registered Predator Max

Ai slop version of Non Registered Offender Max

Ai slop version of Walmart Dupe Mr Beast Max

Thank you apple intelligence, I viscerally hate it

lol this is a bot.

#1 this is my first time being called a redneck and I’m living for it, genuinely.
#2 but for serious! I bounced off after the second pirates world. I haven’t revisited it in a LONG time. What did you enjoy about it?

If you’re not joking I am begging you to tell me what I missed, cause it was the hardest bounce off after 15 years of waiting. HELP ME KHARLO

Hey you’ve always posted a lot of challenging stuff but this take actually may have gotten me

a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen . ALT: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .

(Sorry)

Me to all the customers blowing up my company phone that are panic buying beef:

When it started I was like “I can’t wait to see some beautiful shots of Mexico City!” Then went….

Oh no…. Is “Mexico” going to be a lot of taquerias on a soundstage? Peppered with missing person/murder flyers?