David Short

Good riddance to that classless fuck, to that mediocrity convinced of his greatness, to that pathetic misogynist straw-grabber

I hope you turn these photos into a coffee table book one day

Stop stealing my life, my god

Fuck ‘em up yo

Where was your endorsement, Moderation Man? Was it that cricket sound I heard?

Jesus, and I cannot emphasize this enough, Fucking Christ.

You learn a lot about your mayor when he’s campaigning from the loserhole. And I can’t say any of it surprises me.

I’m glad that you got a substantial write up, but the back end of this piece still serves up a lot of Harrell talking points and speculation. It’ll be a miracle if they endorse you.

You’ll just have to kick his butt without their help!

I’d follow that man through the gates of hell. Then quickly step back and slam them shut.

Cool, good times, fuck him to the moon

I think I see the problem. That is not an actual salad.

#1 with a bullet

Cool! I wonder if Scott Adam has any relation to Scott Adams?

Shedeur Sanders gonna be the third-greatest QB in Ottawa Redblacks history, you wait and see

…yyyyessss, that being completely the point.

It’s a given that the Thunder are the coolest, most fun team in the NBA. What this reply presupposes is, fuck the Thunder.

That’s great, because they don’t belong to you

I’m “counting on” that motherfucker to do the worst, most evil, self-serving thing every fucking chance he gets. Because he will.

If you’re brand new to Lynch you might start with the more, uh, accessible stuff. Like The Straight Story, The Elephant Man, or Dune. Although Dune is pushing it already, lol. He also has a strange, funny short on Netflix called What Did Jack Do?

I envy you; that means you can still experience David Lynch for the first time.

Jesus Christ I understood every word of this, please kill me

yeah that dude was fucked

schrödinger: *handing his daughter a box at christmas* open it honey

daughter: *already crying* daddy please no

A large T, next to the Toronto Tempo WNBA team name

Canada's first WNBA team has chosen a name: the Toronto Tempo.

Let’s see what’s happening in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade! *click*

*the Temptations lip-sync “My Girl” on the Wonder Bread float while Ronald McDonald looms terrifyingly above them*

*click* Okay, we’re good.