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The ugly switch won't turn off.

Dog with Aloe Vera plant

Begonias blooming in a pot. Colors include white, pink, & coral. Not visible here, but the dark green leaves look amazing in the sunlight.

Freshly watered begonias on the deck.

I hung a wind chime made of old silver spoons next to the cabbage factory as part of an early warning system haha they win if we stop making fart jokes

So I'm talking to the doc before getting this shot to my back yesterday. He says take it easy at first, don't rush gettingback into physical activity. I ask about golfing. He says give it 3 or 4 weeks. I say yeah, ok.

Only problem being my wife was sitting in the room at the time.

A German Shepherd sits next to a Chihuahua standing on an ottoman. Both are barking, creating the appearance that they’re performing a duet.

♫ Islands in the stream
♫ That is what we are

Sliver moon in the twilight.

Looking out at the water from under the pier, lots of shadows from the pier and leading lines to let you follow the path to the water.

Meet me at the end of the pier.

A fire in the sky.

A kayak on the shore of the lake looking over the big blue sky with white fluffy clouds in the early morning.

It’s time to explore what we can find on the water.

High mountain lake frozen in the winter, covered with 18” of snow as the blue sky peaks through the clouds.

We can reach the heavens at the top of the mountain.

Measuring the thickness of a frozen lake, you see the imperfections of the ice as it refracts the scoop beneath the ice.

The frozen glass, a world so still,
Refracts the light with subtle thrill.
A measure made, yet more we see,
The art of ice in mystery.

#BlueSkyArtShow #blur

The frozen lake has the ice shift under the wind and the chunks of ice gather on the shore.

Meet me under the bridge.

The middle of the night is made for mischief.

All sides. All the corruption. As far as the eye can see. Let's try witchcraft.

How to pronounce hullabaloo.
Shut the fuck up.

It wasn’t a party. Gary invited everyone over so they could press every button in the house simultaneously and hopefully do a factory reset.

Ornithology class was a long, long time ago. But today, Gary held a little bird up and pushed it forward like a paper airplane—and it flew!

𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇! 𝙅𝘼𝙒𝙎 with the sound off while running on a treadmill? Bad idea. Lacking all audio cues, Gary 𝙁𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙎 victim to a jump scare.

Up early to be the first in the scratch-n-dent food store, Gary grabs four unlabeled cans for his breakfast surprise.

Pick up sticks of butter

Listen, lady. His name was Gary, not Houdini. There was a knot in the drawstring, so he wasn’t getting outta these shorts by himself.

Already three hours in, but not until he forded a tributary and lost two oxen did Gary realize his map app was set to avoid highways.

a child's drawing of Kermit the frog holding an automatic weapon shooting, in colored-in letters EVERYONE CAN FUCK OFF. EVEN ME.

how it feels to be outside

57 minutes until sunset, driving down a gravel road and hoping the deer stay clear as he pretends there's no work in the morning.

Repost if you love this cat or have been growing more insane with each passing day. Cute young Siamese cat