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@deango.bsky.social

Not sure what I’m doing here, but eh… hanging anyway.

289 Followers  |  272 Following  |  781 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.7442

Latest posts by deango.bsky.social on Bluesky

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New bird at the feeder. I don’t think it’s there for sunflower seeds though.

21.08.2025 00:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dogs were going nuts. I don’t know why. It wants to be like you, guys.

08.08.2025 00:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ordinary Man (feat. Elton John) Ozzy Osbourne، Elton John · Ordinary Man (feat. Elton John) · Song · 2020

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22.07.2025 22:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ozzy died 😞

22.07.2025 20:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Holy Smoke (2015 Remaster) Iron Maiden · No Prayer for the Dying (2015 Remaster) · Song · 1990

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18.07.2025 04:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Life Eternal Ghost · Prequelle · Song · 2018

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18.07.2025 03:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Neighbors need to mow…

18.07.2025 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can I park in the handicap spot at the optometrist? I mean, there’s a reason I’m there…

17.07.2025 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of the coolest things you can be is nice to other people for no reason

16.07.2025 04:24 — 👍 69    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 3

Absolutely love the lightening bug time of year…

15.07.2025 01:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gotta marinate

13.07.2025 19:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pretty good description, so informative…

13.07.2025 17:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s 1:30 PM July 12th and someone is setting of fireworks.
Happy July 12th afternoon, or whatever…

12.07.2025 17:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Goddamn, I’m at that point of life where I’m anticipating a new pair of glasses.

10.07.2025 01:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I swear, it seems like life is trying to kill me…

09.07.2025 10:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Facebook:”Haha, check out this meme from fifteen years ago.”
X:”Argue with me, motherfucker!”
Bluesky:”Butthole…”

07.07.2025 01:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“It’s so hot, turn the A/C down more .”
That’s not how it works 🤦

06.07.2025 21:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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All We Are Warlock · Triumph And Agony · Song · 1987

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06.07.2025 03:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yay, or something…

06.07.2025 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok, fellow redneck guys, I understand your patriotism and your inability to read or count, but…it’s July 5th. Y’all didn’t know to set your fireworks off yesterday? Today is just,,, the 5th of July.

06.07.2025 01:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My guard dog.
Come at me.
He’ll put all 8 teeth in ya,
Unless he’s scared or cold.

06.07.2025 00:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Breaking the Law Judas Priest · British Steel · Song · 1980

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06.07.2025 00:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks to my dad, I can take a shower in less than 10 minutes.
Apparently the Viet Cong could kill me while I was naked and vulnerable in Ohio.

05.07.2025 22:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I Want It All - Remastered 2011 Queen · The Miracle (Deluxe Remastered Version) · Song · 1989

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04.07.2025 22:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fart Walks Are So Stinkin' Hot Right Now — Here's How To Do It — HuffPost It's exactly what you think it is, and it's actually recommended by gastroenterologists.

I could’ve monetized on this years ago…

03.07.2025 16:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A 3,000 bed federal prison was built in the Everglades in 8 days. They could provide housing for the homeless if they wanted to.

03.07.2025 08:29 — 👍 31    🔁 11    💬 4    📌 2

Quit eating yourself, quit eating yourself…

02.07.2025 16:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone told me a famous actor that played a Native American was, in fact, a Mexican and,…man, do I have news for you.

30.06.2025 01:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Geese, because they’re geese.

29.06.2025 02:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stood in the rain for a while, been running away from it for too long.

29.06.2025 02:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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