New bird at the feeder. I don’t think it’s there for sunflower seeds though.
               
            
            
                21.08.2025 00:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                
                                                
    
    
    
    
            Dogs were going nuts. I don’t know why. It wants to be like you, guys.
               
            
            
                08.08.2025 00:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Ozzy died 😞
               
            
            
                22.07.2025 20:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                
                                                
    
    
    
    
            Neighbors need to mow…
               
            
            
                18.07.2025 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Can I park in the handicap spot at the optometrist? I mean, there’s a reason I’m there…
               
            
            
                17.07.2025 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            One of the coolest things you can be is nice to other people for no reason
               
            
            
                16.07.2025 04:24 — 👍 69    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 3                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Absolutely love the lightening bug time of year…
               
            
            
                15.07.2025 01:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Gotta marinate
               
            
            
                13.07.2025 19:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                
                                                
    
    
    
    
            Pretty good description, so informative…
               
            
            
                13.07.2025 17:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            It’s 1:30 PM July 12th and someone is setting of fireworks.
Happy July 12th afternoon, or whatever…
               
            
            
                12.07.2025 17:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Goddamn, I’m at that point of life where I’m anticipating a new pair of glasses.
               
            
            
                10.07.2025 01:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            I swear, it seems like life is trying to kill me…
               
            
            
                09.07.2025 10:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Facebook:”Haha, check out this meme from fifteen years ago.”
X:”Argue with me, motherfucker!”
Bluesky:”Butthole…”
               
            
            
                07.07.2025 01:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            “It’s so hot, turn the A/C down more .”
That’s not how it works 🤦
               
            
            
                06.07.2025 21:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Yay, or something…
               
            
            
                06.07.2025 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Ok, fellow redneck guys, I understand your patriotism and your inability to read or count, but…it’s July 5th. Y’all didn’t know to set your fireworks off yesterday? Today is just,,, the 5th of July.
               
            
            
                06.07.2025 01:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                
                                                
    
    
    
    
            My guard dog.
Come at me.
He’ll put all 8 teeth in ya,
Unless he’s scared or cold.
               
            
            
                06.07.2025 00:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Thanks to my dad, I can take a shower in less than 10 minutes. 
Apparently the Viet Cong could kill me while I was naked and vulnerable in Ohio.
               
            
            
                05.07.2025 22:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            A 3,000 bed federal prison was built in the Everglades in 8 days. They could provide housing for the homeless if they wanted to.
               
            
            
                03.07.2025 08:29 — 👍 31    🔁 11    💬 4    📌 2                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Quit eating yourself, quit eating yourself…
               
            
            
                02.07.2025 16:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Someone told me a famous actor that played a Native American was, in fact, a Mexican and,…man, do I have news for you.
               
            
            
                30.06.2025 01:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Geese, because they’re geese.
               
            
            
                29.06.2025 02:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Stood in the rain for a while, been running away from it for too long.
               
            
            
                29.06.2025 02:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0                      
            
         
    
         
        
            
        
                            
                    
                    
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                                            idk I literally just got here
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                                            I faked all my skeets
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