Is this why they're so afraid of the subways
08.10.2025 02:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@tooch42.bsky.social
Liker of stuff. Doer of things. Mostly harmless.
Is this why they're so afraid of the subways
08.10.2025 02:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Professor Flees to Europe After Turning Point USA Calls Him Antifa, Leading to Death Threats for Him and His Family
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Good reporting on the South Shore raid from South Side weekly here.
Confirms one thing I was told but didn't put in my own piece because I didn't have a second source and it seemed too insane: border agents segregated arrested residents by race
southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...
Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear
George Orwellโs Animal Crossing
07.10.2025 16:29 โ ๐ 10643 ๐ 2021 ๐ฌ 143 ๐ 98Pete Hegseth practices day drinking the right way.
by Ezra Klein
Trump vowed Chicago would learn why the Defense Dept is now "called the Dept of WAR" and depicted himself as the amoral war monger Lt. Col. Kilgore.
The โChipocalypseโ is now.
Troops are in the streets. ICE is using helicopters to raid buildings.
From me www.ifyoucankeepit.org/p/federalism...
This is the highest honor that this psychotic subculture can bestow on a person: to narratively weave their demise into a far-reaching conspiracy plot. It's basically their version of canonization.
07.10.2025 14:47 โ ๐ 63 ๐ 17 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
Basically we canโt have nice things
07.10.2025 18:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Well it is a public site with a freely accessible api. Anything posted here is like feeding many AIs no matter what vendors they use officially. Donโt post anything here that you donโt want going through the machine
07.10.2025 18:22 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat Pentagon Claims Little Red Vessel Working With โNarco-Terroristsโ
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
07.10.2025 18:00 โ ๐ 2977 ๐ 578 ๐ฌ 81 ๐ 44Senator Jim Banks V @SenatorBanks Follow g.. The 2020 Census was a fraud. The Biden admin used a shady "privacy" formula that scrambled the data and miscounted 14 states. It included illegal immigrants and handed Democrats extra seats. Americans deserve a fair count and l'm fighting to fix it. Zinited Statcs SScnate MASHNORON DEYNN October 6, 2025 an. Thow arewutn Socretary U.S. Department of Commerce Washington, DXC 20230 Dear Secretary Lutaick: I urge you to investigate and correct erroes from the 2020 Census that handed disproportionntd political power to Democrats and illogal alicns. The Census Burcau adoptod a now and opaque voting districts. As preparod by the Biden administration, the 2020 Censas roports miscountod the population of fourteen states, ' wrongly allocating six congressional scats aod Electoral xx conwuu tmora uy, toc taroro tu mot ฤoo tnn Cunu lc pung t imber of votine districts. And the reoorts de aniovety inchaded ilecnl nhens widhout track those aliens' citiz enship status, If left uncorrected, these erroes will coetinue diluting the political power of American citizens. Consus data plays a crucial role in allocating political roprescntation and goverment funding Under the Constitution, cach state gets Congressional represcotutives and Electoeal College votes- based on "the whole number of persons" within the state." The number of persoes is in tum clabaabod by a consttubocalty-mandalcd dcccacaal ccavas. Pcual agcco nely on census data to allocate billions of dollars in federal funding, much of which hinges ee opulation. And states use consus data to deaw congrossicnal and voting districts, ยปhich the The it eiy of tie soaren alie n tor dur at ce hor inc ae oam toy ee n nght wilbout statsica ly signilicant ciroo. Diffcrcntial privacy is opaque and liable to mistakcn count totals. Sure cnough, the 2020 Ccnsus ovarocunted the noculation in cicht states and undercounted it in six." Tihe most extrcmi andercount was Arkansas, at 5.04%, and the largโฆ
โWho was president in 2020?โ is the question of our time
07.10.2025 18:13 โ ๐ 5890 ๐ 1317 ๐ฌ 144 ๐ 67"Fascist regimes have classic, telltale traits, like vilifying immigrants, adopting patriotic symbolism of their nationโs glorious past, and embracing a narrow definition of masculinity and family values. But just because we also do all of those things does not make us fascists."
07.10.2025 01:40 โ ๐ 244 ๐ 62 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 2Notice her non-answer.
This is explosive. Should be explosive. The US AG who said she had the Epstein files on her desk cannot say whether or not the FBI has pix of Trump with half-naked women, which one witness who knew Epstein has said he has seen.
Sheโs a seditious, treasonous usurper of Americaโs tradition of impartial justice and rule of law, and one day she should pay a terrible price for her betrayal of the Constitution and the oath she swore
07.10.2025 17:04 โ ๐ 713 ๐ 143 ๐ฌ 27 ๐ 2The GOP theory of the shutdown is if they hurt America even more than they're already doing the Democrats will rescue Republicans from themselves.
My suggestion to Democrats is to not do that.
(My suggestion to Republicans is to follow the Constitution and stop hurting the country. But they won't.)
You heard it direct from Pam Bondi: Alvin Bragg, Letitia James and Fani Willis cannot have their tegridy questioned
07.10.2025 16:41 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0These guys are really bad at this, my god
07.10.2025 15:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The FAA is delaying flights at Newark and Denver airports because they havenโt got enough air traffic control. Burbank has zero ATC from 4.30-10pm.
Lots of controllers who arenโt being paid during the government shutdown are calling in sick.
Speaker Johnson continues to stall the swearing in of Rep.-elect Grijalva so as to avoid having to deal with the Epstein discharge petition. Why shouldnโt Dems make support for reopening the government contingent on adding to the funding measure a provision mandating release of the Epstein files?
06.10.2025 17:22 โ ๐ 5598 ๐ 1569 ๐ฌ 242 ๐ 86We canโt out-Republican Republicans, nor should we want to.
Democrats need to say what they believe โ and actually believe in something.
@mehdirhasan.bsky.social
Also a much more reliable source of news
06.10.2025 17:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Doing some back of the napkin math on the Free Press acquisition, I've determined The Onion is worth $2 trillion.
06.10.2025 16:39 โ ๐ 13843 ๐ 994 ๐ฌ 405 ๐ 48So sorry. It won't happen again.
06.10.2025 15:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0wizard frog is insane
04.10.2025 22:24 โ ๐ 12614 ๐ 3516 ๐ฌ 228 ๐ 1139Megyn Kelly has now made multiple denigrating posts about me across X, YouTube, her podcast so Iโm sharing this. Unlike her, I don't perform dislike and disdain in public,then become my real self when the cameras are off. That's the definition of the grift she accuses me of;I find it profoundly sad.
06.10.2025 13:49 โ ๐ 3299 ๐ 635 ๐ฌ 181 ๐ 41At this inflection point for Trump's authoritarian project, the democratic resistance has a chance to rise to the occasion by linking together its legal prong (lawsuits), its political prong (the government shutdown fight), and its popular prong (No Kings). A moment of challenge and opportunity.
06.10.2025 13:16 โ ๐ 986 ๐ 239 ๐ฌ 29 ๐ 14ICYMI yesterday:
I wrote about Ezra Klein, Ta-Nehisi Coates, the struggle to define the boundaries of what is acceptable in America โ and why democratic citizens have an obligation to hold the line on what we consider beyond the pale.
Some thoughts from my new piece:
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Jesus Christ. DHS has held this guy in the hospital handcuffed to a bed and under constant guard for over a MONTH without ANY warrant or even ANY steps taken towards putting him into the removal system!
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