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@danifestmestiny.bsky.social

Expert laundry folder & dish washer. I write about fantasy football now too.

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Latest posts by danifestmestiny.bsky.social on Bluesky

Cast list looks like something ai would spit out

31.10.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thinking about the time Kirk van houtenโ€™s (former) boss at the cracker factory insisted that divorced dads was a โ€œmarket we could do withoutโ€ and laughing like a maniac

30.10.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™ll yeah

30.10.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Surprised at how many people seemed surprised that Blake snell looks like that

30.10.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone with the photoshop skills gotta swap jacks head with his thumb so we can all have a laugh

30.10.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good one

30.10.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blake smell imo

30.10.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats Michael kopechโ€™s shoulder

30.10.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Game 5: The Dodgering

30.10.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crankin one out and the aftermath looks like a bean bag chair lost its stuffing

29.10.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is probably good that online sports gambling is banned in California otherwise I would be betting every last cent on the over for game 4 and I havenโ€™t even bothered to check it yet

Iโ€™m guessing 11.5

28.10.2025 07:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Freddie robbed us

28.10.2025 06:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didnโ€™t know about this but noticed he brushed past Kershaw pretty quick when he was getting accolades in the dugout haah

28.10.2025 06:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™re free

28.10.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

12 minutes until weird baseball

28.10.2025 06:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Why has the grounds crew done nothing about the spike cleaner this whole time

28.10.2025 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know those baseball games, that are like *double* baseball games?

28.10.2025 06:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Verducci said back in the 13th or 14th or something they were getting more prepped

28.10.2025 06:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatโ€™s the most putouts+assists by a relief pitcher in a game

28.10.2025 06:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine Muncy getting tossed here arguing the strike lol

28.10.2025 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Truly deranged form

28.10.2025 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œBabe itโ€™s 1 am why arenโ€™t you in bed the children are going to wake up so early tomorrowโ€
โ€œSorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends Iโ€™ve met online are watching two baseball teams we donโ€™t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we canโ€™t turn back nowโ€

11.10.2025 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1945    ๐Ÿ” 340    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Rip Tim mccarver you shouldnโ€™t be here to tell us how many flights to Iceland could have taken place during the duration of this game

28.10.2025 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine paying 10000 American dollars to sit behind home plate at the World Series and you got this dude hovering over you or with his elbow in your face so he can get his shitty shaky cam vid that no one cares to see

28.10.2025 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How does the Ohtani rule work if he comes in as a reliever and is then replaced by another RP? Does he still get to DH?

28.10.2025 05:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its closing in on 11 and I still havenโ€™t showered because I know that if I do, one of two things will happen immediately: either Toronto will run up an insurmountable lead or LA will walk it off. I donโ€™t want to miss the end of the game so Iโ€™ll never shower and this game will go on forever sorry

28.10.2025 05:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are just trying to get everyone to cheer for Lou

Louu!

Louuuuuuuuu!!!!

28.10.2025 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Marlins man hold his phone out like that each time is insane. Marlins man why do you do that , please stop

28.10.2025 05:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Reflexive cackle checking in

28.10.2025 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This game is so funny

28.10.2025 05:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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