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If you ask me for any kind of advice just know 90% of the time I’m fueled solely by cheesesticks, adderall, and an unused lit degree.

Unbelievable experience screaming “just stay alive” in a room full of people tonight @themountaingoats.bsky.social

A taco place should do blind sauces - a little blind box for interesting hot sauces. There’s 1 of 5 unique types in most boxes (little bottles) but 1 in 25 is the ghost pepper rectal reamer or whatever
You pick a mystery sauce and maybe you win a sweet spicy delight or you’re in the ER - fun!

My husband has a network of folks he can recommend via AVFX (they do awesome AV experiences) -
Specifically recommends David Pryke

www.mach5productions.com

My 77 year old mother came up to Boston from Florida to see @maddow.msnbc.com tonight and we were both energized and delighted to get to hear her speak live! So grateful to get to have that experience with her.

What’s the word for the feeling you get when you’re halfway through eating an egg salad sandwich and you remember you have a hot yoga class later

If tv and movies have taught me anything it’s that if you are carrying a paper grocery bag with both a baguette and carrot greens sticking out of the top, you *will* be chased in a stairwell

Long haired dilute tortie cat sitting up with a blep - tiny bit of tongue sticking out

Also Lenore thought you might want to see her very serious picture taking face #cat

Did 20 minutes on a stair climber tonight and I feel INVINCIBLE

Hey there are lilies in that vase - please please put this up high where the cats can’t get at them they are extremely lethal

Dilute tortie cat on her back wearing a red crocheted heart collar

Happy ❤️ day from Lenore

whipped up this little heart headband/necklace for her so she’d feel ~fancy~
#cat

Dilute tortie cat lounging on her back with her front paws crossed

The most polite snuggles from the muppet
#cat

thawing the 6.5 lb cinder block of wings maybe was a bit much for two people

Cat with a towel on her head like a saint

Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos
#cat

Do you beelieveee in Pink Pony Club
(pony club
pony club)

Hey - you don’t *have* to use Mississippi to count seconds. Any 4 syllable word or combo of words works.

I’ve settled on “kitty kitty”

I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.

Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

I thought she’d be cool about crunchy treats instead of the freeze dried minnows she usually gets - maybe not so much

Just to be perfectly explicit, my great grandfather was slaughtered by n*zis in Greece and my grandfather nearly died fighting them so I am ancestrally bound to say I do not support the f*scist administration - in addition to, ya know, just being a ~decent human being~

I worked out a little harder today to He Got Game - “be on the lookout for the spirit snipers, trying to steal your light”

I thought my upstairs neighbor was hammering something

Same boat. I deleted the app and just scroll the web version if I want to check it.

Dilute tortie cat

This is my cat. She has a poetry inspired name but we mostly call her Chicken. She is unaware that contact with her lil toe beans gives humans instant dopamine.

Irish spicy is black pepper and direct sunlight

In honor of Dolly Parton's birthday.

Sleeping cat and crochet

Welp. TikTok is dark but this isn’t a bad way to spend time.

Remembering the Australia fires in January of 2020 as we were just hearing about a new virus and today it’s feeling like it’s time to buy toilet paper and craft supplies

Winter tip - face moisturizer topped with Vaseline is the best lip treatment - more effective than any other lip balm, lip mask, or chapstick I’ve ever used. It never fails me.

I hope this message finds you in whatever emotional state is appropriate for your circumstances