🌼✨Fifi Dogson🐕🦴

Ever since i wasa little girl i knew i wanted to be a dog

Furry Gay Marriage call that Animal Husbandry

i went to dyke bottom farm and everyone there knew you

Telling my FFS surgeon that the goal is to look passable to cis people but still visibly trans to other trans people. (Schrödinger's Clock if you will)

*flirting with a Yu-Gi-Oh player*

“Maybe later I could show you my Trap Hole? ;)”

“Babe you know I don’t like it when you call yourself slurs”

Theres a kpop song where they flip into english to say “Video Game Coca-Cola Heart Attack” and I like to imagine the writing process behind that was “just say something Americans can relate to”

Metal has gone WOKE, they’ve got a whole genre for BlackGays now!! When will the DEI madness end??🦅🇺🇸

“Wow babe, is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me :3”

“Both!”

“Wait, wha–“

*pistol-whips me across the face*

“You said you wanted me strapped up as soon as you came home, right puppy?”

*barks blissfully, passes out from the blunt force trauma”

Imagine if the Gaga trans rumors began because some 2009 tgirl misinterpreted her line about “bluffing with my muffing”

You know that feeling when you call an artist you idolize “mother” then realize you’re literally already older than her and just start staring at the wall wondering what you’ve done with your life?

My transition will never be complete until I get The Surgery (fluffy tail surgically attached to my spine that I can feel and wag)

God made me short cuz she knew I was meant to be chest height on 6-foot baddies🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️

English is so weird like you’d expect based on the roots that ‘hemophilia’ would mean a fetish for blood but nooo some doctor had to come along and ruin the fun

Whipping Girl is a nice outline of What Happens To You When You Exit The Patriarchy, and therefore crucial to any queer person who want to know why their life suddenly Got Bad after coming out.

With Support from Heritage Action, Republican U.S. Senator Mike Lee Introduces SCREEN Act for 119th Congress to Protect Children from Pornography Online With Support from Heritage Action, Republican U.S. Senator Mike Lee Introduces SCREEN Act for 119th Congress to Protect Children from Pornography Online

Sen. Mike Lee has introduced the SCREEN ACT, a bill that applies the "harmful to minors" standard used to ban LGBTQ+ books and resources in schools and libraries... and apply it nationally—to the internet.

Under the guise of protecting kids from "pornography"

www.lee.senate.gov/2025/2/senat...

Lucy’s a true ally putting out a song dedicated to our atrophied sisters

All Nazis must die. Immediately.

Passed out several times making your skincare but you’re worth it, alpha 😮‍💨

Didn’t get a lot out of my theatre degree but I did enjoy that class that taught us how to mentally shift into the headspace of an animal and then embody it through our movement. Definitely didn’t awaken anything in me 😅

An empty pasta sauce jar filled with used needles and syringes

My sharps container is a jar of pasta sauce because as a true italian I bleed marinara 🤌🏼

Told my endo i wanted to switch to injections for the improved effects instead of the real reason (t4t needleplay)

Yellowjackets fans be like “who is Pit Girl?” And I’m like “I’m literally right here, lift up those arms and let me at ‘em!😋”

lmao seeing cis woman post that scene from the handmaids tale where all the woman get fired bc they're not legally allowed to work anymore is making me feel insane, like you do realize that's not happening to you but it is happening to trans people, right? it's happening RIGHT NOW?

There is an important distinction between casual and careless. To be clear, I think Chappell Roan is probably bad at both. But "Casual" the song is about trying not to care -- and just failing completely. There are lots of songs on this subject. This is probably the only one that explicitly involves eating pussy in the car. When people say Chappell Roan is real, I'm pretty sure nine times out of ten they just mean "she sang about getting eaten out by someone who doesn't care about you and I felt that". If Sabrina Carpenter is the wishful thinking artist, Chappell Roan is the reality counterpart. Sabrina: I'm hot and everyone wants me. Chappell: I'm about to cum but uh oh no one loves me and I think I might like hating myself. For all the great dance anthems, Chappell is just at her best when she's a celebrated bummer. She's so good at saying these caustic, vengeful things in a way that let's you know her heart's still breaking. When my favorite bra lives in your dresser. When I'm on the phone talking down your sister. Love is not transactional, but it's supposed to be reciprocated. And when it isn't sometimes all you can do is lay back and take it until you're numb enough to say fuck this and move on. I still can't believe people were surprised when Chappell spent this year being uncomfortably honest about weird fan interactions and unfair political expectations. You never have to wonder what Chappell thinks. What you see is what you get and what you get is all in, all the time. She's been answering the question all year: is it casual now? No. Fuck no. Never was. Never will be.

When Todd enlisted my help for the best list this year, he gave me a list of the songs but didn't include his number one pick "pink pony club".

instead, he put a decoy song by the same artist: "casual". the script for that won't see the light of day otherwise, so here is why "casual" is great imo.

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

Trans people are funny and charming and smart. There's just no excuse to be transphobic.

I pet on loser dogs, or whatever that Mitski song says

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DIY HRT: Everything I Can Legally Tell You

My guide to do-it-yourself hormone therapy, months in the making, is out now on YouTube. Tell your friends! xoxo

youtu.be/o2Ggwe2j0Gc