UwU

Oh I love when the existential dread creeps in past the SSRIs like I thought we had this taken care of man

I have become a person full of so much hate and primal rage as a side effect of living in the US and I have genuine hope that leaving is going to bring me some form of peace bc I rly can’t do this shit anymore lol

Every other country seems to use WhatsApp for that kind of thing but it’s STILL FUCKING META

I absolutely loathe meta but unfortunately neighborhood/local facebook pages are VERY useful and there’s genuinely no comparable platform when it comes to that kind of thing

Stop fucking squirming. I am feeding you oats.

Finally taking my meds after being out for over a week is so nice like one pill and I was able to experience Thought™️ without wanting to throw up

no no no YOUR body is a temple. my body is the concert venue floor after a show

When the sleepy cat wakes up for a moment just to grab his head with his paws and squeeze it like a little melon?? HELLO????

I need every social media platform to stop advertising me breakaway fest. I am weak and desperately need to see zedd again but im also too poor for this

Rawdogging the inevitable collapse of this country while preparing to move overseas isn’t a pleasant experience it turns out

lol I would REALLY appreciate if my psych would hurry up and put my refill in

I need to bathe my own dog so bad but I keep getting home at like 6pm or later and frankly after that I’d rather die than bathe another dog

I want to hunt elon through a forest

i love when cats make a little honk noise after landing a jump

You should be able to connect a controller I think

Like sir that does not give me back the 2 extra hours I lost working on the first one

Like I know he prob didn’t mean it that way but I told a guy that I might need to come back another day to finish his other two dogs (the first one was so overweight and dirty and I still had to do the second one) and he goes “well they’re easy but if you need to come back that’s fine”

I fucking hate when someone who’s never groomed dogs tries to tell me their dog is “easy” like do not piss me off

Aggressively reminding my friends that a visitors visa lets you stay for 6 months and as soon as we’re in our own place I will house and feed them for as long as they want

Im so glad we’re getting out of here but I’m REALLY struggling with the idea of leaving all my friends to deal with this shit alone

I once again am craving an inside tattoo

I fear I’m about to start listening to inside again

Sometimes you just need to aggressively rub your entire face in a way that would horrify anti aging skincare enthusiasts

I can’t even enjoy my last year of living in this country I’m so tired of living through major historical events every day

Consistently angry about this country’s inability to provide very basic consideration for the needs of others

Why the fuck do American restaurants keep presenting plant based burgers and then immediately putting non plant based ingredients on it? If you want regular cheese or mayo that should be your responsibility to ask for it, not mine to have to remove it and hope they actually read the customizations

PSA if you don’t automatically put regular mayonnaise on a plant based burger I would have a mild inconvenience right now instead of a burger I can’t eat

I love when I take off something on an order bc I’m allergic to it and they choose to ignore it! My favorite:)

My back is on fire and I haven’t even done any big dogs today which means I’m absolutely gonna wanna kms tomorrow can’t wait