@lizzyppp.bsky.social
WGA writer for TV & Film and whatnot.
She owns a record store somewhere in the middle of the Pacific.
08.10.2025 04:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You *are* a specter, soโฆ
06.10.2025 23:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0AI is taking the fun out of everything. So is my friend Al.
06.10.2025 23:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They need to gather those white uniforms in big pile in the stadium parking lot and burn them in a ceremonial fire to rid the team of the bad vibes from those atrocities that are an insult to all that is holy.
06.10.2025 04:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I said good day, sir!
06.10.2025 04:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Turnovers, penalties, whatever. I blame those stupid monochromatic white uniforms. Please, never again. #Bills
06.10.2025 04:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So sorry to hear!
04.10.2025 01:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Subtly downgrade a band.
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Iโm calling it Igor (pronounced eye-gore with apologies to Mel Brooks)
24.09.2025 15:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just got an email from God's assistant. He has to be on set tomorrow, so the Rapture needs to be rescheduled for either December 3rd at 2pm, or February 12th, 2026 at 9:30 AM if either of those times work.
22.09.2025 20:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Weโre still on for 2, right?
22.09.2025 16:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs the 21st of September and that can mean only one thingโฆ 867-5309.
21.09.2025 21:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Never knew Cheap Trick's "Dream Police" would be so prescient.
16.09.2025 17:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Spleen on Me
15.09.2025 04:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The GOP did a much better job of expressing outrage with Obama's tan suit than the Dems are doing with Epstein.
09.09.2025 22:50 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Can't wait for this one to hit the Vegas sphere. Gonna be ๐ฏ!
09.09.2025 21:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Another Buffalo fan here... and I have to agree. Damn he's good.
08.09.2025 03:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0RFK Jr. sounds like Martin Short doing a Katherine Hepburn impression.
04.09.2025 15:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Should've gone with COCKSCHOOL
02.09.2025 21:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I believe the word genius is overused, but in the case of this postโฆ
29.08.2025 22:30 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Also, "Your experience aligns 100% with this job."
(1500 people have applied in the last hour)
I smell a plot twist coming up.
25.08.2025 22:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0hahahaha!
25.08.2025 22:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
From the film Goodfellas, Jimmy directing Karen to go down the alley so she could get whacked
Airports directing you to the ride share pickup spot.
23.08.2025 03:32 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Can we please take a moment to remember the hundreds of people most likely killed when the Galaxy Quest spaceship crashed into that parking lot and convention center.
23.08.2025 02:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Apple News: Oh, you want an INTERESTING article? Yeah, thatโs Apple News+
01.08.2025 01:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Is that display from Forever 91?
31.07.2025 23:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
You never know what meme will pop up when walking down Hollywood Blvd.
14.07.2025 18:43 โ ๐ 30 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Looking forward to i!
07.07.2025 22:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Huhโฆ I heard he was spoiled as a child.
01.07.2025 15:11 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
