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@bendylan.bsky.social

Professional nerd for a bijou research institute on the Franco-Swiss border

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You can tell the Apple Watch is made for Americans
“Watch has detected you’re doing an outdoor walk activity! Shall I record it?”
“I’m walking home from the pub”
“You are doing a HIKE sir”
“My house is just there”
“Sir you have tripled your move goal! What. An. Athlete”

07.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

All the "Colère [dept]" facebook groups looked bloody dodgy at the time. But that first weekend at least, there were a lot of people that were out and angry. Not sure how much Bannon does, vs how much he brags about.

04.02.2026 09:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"If I pull off gilet juanes takedown of macron ;may out; meadows/ bossie in as cos all in
5 days --HBH"

04.02.2026 08:54 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

...there are echoes of what the previous greybeards worried about when I was starting.
"People don't write assembler, how do they know what the computer is doing"
"If you don't manage the memory, it will not be efficient"
We are always building new layers of abstraction to get shit done.

04.02.2026 08:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You can (and we do) get AI to help write tests. The point always is accountability and responsibility. The tools aren't responsible for the code. I go back and forth about all this, clearly there are problems and pitfalls to navigate, but...

04.02.2026 08:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

AI is changing them a lot! In the last year it's gone from (and I'm going to attempt a carpentry analogy) "what screwdriver do I need for this... no that's not a screwdriver... ok I guess" to "here's the precise instructions and measurements for legs and a tabletop" to "make me a table"

04.02.2026 08:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, we code review & have test suites, the same as we would for any contribution. There's a lot of hacks out there, but previously they were just committing any old nonsense they found on Stack Overflow anyway.

04.02.2026 08:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
03.02.2026 10:04 — 👍 2527    🔁 746    💬 14    📌 0

Ah, so they must’ve moved to Oracle’s “cloud” as they were part of the buying consortium.

02.02.2026 06:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

100% true that the first webserver was in France. It was in the building I'm sitting in now (in fact, the next cube it was on is in a display cabinet in an adjoining building).

30.01.2026 10:33 — 👍 12    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

Slaves, I think they want slaves. They’ve huffed up Rome podcasts and thought “hey what if we have a robot slave economy and buy off the plebs with some grain dole outs?”

29.01.2026 09:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is that possible at all in this vote, since most of the funding was in the big shit bill

28.01.2026 20:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know what "classical liberal" means to the OP, but it's normally pretty damn right wing whenever I see it.

27.01.2026 12:56 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Haha, you see I'm not a physicist, but I work with enough of your lot to know that one dodgy plot can derail a room for hours.

27.01.2026 12:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At least 2, since some of the values seem to imply that there are others.

27.01.2026 12:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Y axis is so messed up, but it doesn't really prepare you for that X axis.

27.01.2026 11:42 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Post image 23.01.2026 09:10 — 👍 3523    🔁 1648    💬 94    📌 139

Also doesn't deal with the fact that Brexit is part of the reason that Europe was weakened, which is why it was so enthusiastically supported by some of the vultures that Frost advocates hitching our fortunes to

23.01.2026 08:57 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Sack the board!

23.01.2026 08:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The fck is this clown on about. Also has he had a stroke.

21.01.2026 13:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Love this, but I still don't know how much is the mythology of RDJ, but the live stuff is 100% true. I remember seeing him around the time of this album in a tiny club in a Sheffield railway arch. Two massive bears bounced on stage, but he just lay down on his back through it all smoking

21.01.2026 09:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's what's nice about days like today. Whilst he's probably still alive, there's a real possibility he knows people are hoping he's not.

21.01.2026 08:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think a good rule of thumb is to live your life in a way that a significant proportion of the world's population isn't imagining the joy and street parties upon your demise.

21.01.2026 08:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Could Americans stop waiting for something to come and save them - Mueller, the courts, now Europe and do it themselves please.

20.01.2026 20:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A million times this.

20.01.2026 20:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Important perspective from Greenland.

20.01.2026 13:31 — 👍 12025    🔁 4156    💬 478    📌 739

I do get all that. But expecting Europe to burn all bridges at the cost of NATO, Ukraine, the general security architecture of the world and the remains of a "Western alliance" is quite a big ask compared to, I don't know, 10 US senators and a handful of Reps discovering a spine

20.01.2026 13:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Keep seeing this, from Americans, and it begs an obvious question. Wtf are you guys doing? Trump gets his power from you: you have agency. Europe has to contend with Trump running a superpower. It's still a superpower. He's running it because of you!

20.01.2026 12:48 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

19.01.2026 19:54 — 👍 15579    🔁 5662    💬 26    📌 55

Wasn’t suggesting that at all. Just we are not in the market to be lectured to by Americans of all people at this time.

20.01.2026 04:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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