Hook too. Fuck it. Let me have this joy.

Casper, Matilda, and Adams Family are shared universe. I'll not be taking questions.

Always wild how much Danny Elfman managed to corner the Halloween music market

You're telling me this ylvania is trans??

It should be obvious to everyone that this is the ICE I am referring to

Do you wear a mask to hide where the Epstein files are?

...or is it just to cover your Hitler stache?

Did your mom always think you were a disappointment or did that only happen after you took this job?

When you were rooting against Indiana Jones, was that when you knew this was the job for you?

I'd ask you if boots taste like pussy when you lick em but I guarantee you don't know

What's it like trying to serve a warrant as flimsy as your masculinity?

If you're here, who's commenting "hey beautiful" on AI Instagram models?

Do you still hold a grudge against the Von Trapp family?

When you play Wolfenstein, do you just sit in the cell at the start and think those guys were justified in locking you up?

If you're here, who's sitting in the cuck chair watching your wife get railed?

Fun things to shout at ice agents:

Do you cover your face so you don't get recognized on SmallPenisNoPersonality.com?

I had a dream last night there was a Muppet Three Musketeers movie being made starring Bill Hader and I've never woken up more pissed at reality

More Pritzker, Less Newsom - Truthdig The country needs righteous anger and sharp, rousing defenses of progressive values, not California centrism served with a side of meme.

Some thoughts about the Great Khan heading into Chicagoland's big Reverse Fort Sumter weekend.

Me: I'm pagli---
Doctor: you're Pagliacci yeah

This dude over Newsom all damn day

Just a reminder that RFKJr's uncle hated him so much, his head literally exploded

There's too many podcasts. Dial it back.

It'll be nice when the Epstein files are released and we can finally know if the racist, grifting convicted felon who's also guilty of sexual assault and is running our country into the ground is a bad guy

If my taxes don’t pave my roads or fix my bridges or keep my schools open 5 days a week or pay local teachers a living wage or help keep my hospital open or help my neighbor’s kid eat lunch or fund public television or my healthcare…

Why the f’ck should I pay taxes?

You've also helped me discover that we had Quantum Gate 2 on my family PC as a child. This is a game I have searched for for literal decades while trying to piece together what I could from my terrible child brain and from the fact that our PC could never actually run it...

Currently reading @mikedrucker.bsky.social 's book "Good Game, No Rematch" and it should come to no one's surprise, as I own the 'Captain N: The Gamemaster' fan page on Facebook, that I love it

NBC's Jacob Soboroff reports from the Los Angeles protests as law enforcement fires flash bangs NBC News correspondent Jacob Soboroff was reporting on the ground in Los Angeles when law enforcement started using crowd control tactics against protesters, including firing flash bangs. Soboroff spe...

here’s the moment LASD advanced on protestors with horses and used flash-bangs as we reported live yesterday. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp-vi...

Control your fascist stormtroopers, you absolute disappointment

My kid couldn’t get home because you stopped all bus and train service around DTLA.

Also, either you have no control over LAPD and LASD or you’re complicit in their violent attacks on peaceful Los Angelenos.

Also it was more than 30k people.

My major regret in life is that I am not Danny GO!

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