Hiding in the Attic

She got a label maker

My brother went over to Norway on vacation 20 years ago. He thought for fun he would rank some kids playing tennis. “Jimmy you are better than Sally,” etc. Turns out it’s illegal to rank kids in children’s sports before age 12 in Norway.

He is still in their maximum security ice prison.

I feel like I could of pulled it off

Your belief appears to be non-falsifiable. You said you hadn’t seen any office holding Democrat call out Clinton. I showed you a clear example of office holding Democrats doing that. That clearly proves your statement false. Then you move the goalposts instead of conceding you made a false statement

This is far from the most important point, but he has “nannies” plural? And they come along to take care of the kids even when they are with their parents?

9 Democrats vote to hold Bill Clinton in contempt of Congress for evading Epstein testimony The House will now have to decide on whether to refer contempt charges against the ex-president, and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, to the DOJ.

Here’s a list of Democrats on the oversight committee who voted to hold Bill Clinton in contempt for not coming to Congress to testify about Epstein:

www.politico.com/news/2026/01...

The first time I saw this comic I read “That’s a PS5” as “That’s a piss!” and it made perfect sense to me as something one of your characters in the slightly bizarre world of your comics would exclaim to express excitement or approval.

Wait but if you think Jesus is going to return, don’t you believe you’ll be raptured in which case you won’t be here to collect your winnings?

You flipped the banana logo from the sketch you posted earlier

There has been no leak of the unredacted Epstein files. The unredacted files are NOT in the public. This is fake.

Who amongst us…

This is the BEGGING THE QUESTION (assuming the conclusion as a premise) logical fallacy…

“America doesn’t elect fascists”

But what about the fascist America elected?

“He can’t possibly be a fascist”

Why not?

“Because America doesn’t elect fascists”

Apparently the way you make a “direct” appeal to the President of the United States is posting on the internet so it will be reported on TV so the President will see it on TV

Hilarious that he let his VP, Homeland Security Secretary, and several other people in his Administration call Pretti a domestic terrorist and now he won’t stand by them when it looks like Americans aren’t buying it

Too soon.

Oh you were alerted?

Van Hollen says the White House is engaged in a cover up. But it’s not even really a cover up because they know that nobody but their most hardened base will believe these victims are terrorists. It’s more like what Putin does: gaslight people just to show he is powerful enough to ignore the truth.

Cars are illegal weapons!

“Like”
“Oops porn account”
“Mute”

But you can keep the like

What was the clarification? Was he saying Trump did or did not win the 2024 election?

At first I thought the point of the comic was just that it’s exciting when people are not watching a boring sports game

I remember in European history class we learned this is the way people levied criticism of bad kings. They never criticized the King because that was illegal. They criticized “the King’s advisers.”

Let’s not get our knickers in a twist.

I’m sorry that sucks that she forgot your name

Absolutely BRUTAL.

Get their asses, Stan!

I know they are wild animals but I’m pretty sure I could befriend them

“Erika Kirk’s outfits say to take her seriously, not as a career woman, but as a Liberace impersonator.”

Is that supposed to be some sort of gotcha?

Yes she wanted ICE monitored and Minnesotas to be trained on how to deal with ICE, because ICE is out of control. For example. They just killed this woman.