A person.

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage.

The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.”

It’s about control.

And smaller cars, better public transit, and more bike infrastructure.

a man in a suit and tie is holding a spoon and a bag of food ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a spoon and a bag of food

Don't miss the season premiere of #LastWeekTonight with John Oliver tomorrow at 11pm on #HBO.

Jack aka Giulio giving Alfredo roses: And if we're ever arrested I hope we share the same cell, amore Alfredo: Arrested for what, Giulio

Alfredo repeats, arrested for what? As the cop in front is checking up on a suspicious missing patch of roses

0 days since getting arrested #valentinesday #ocsky #comics

Stop!!!! Calzone time

“what cool shit can I do as Mayor? oh, I can marry people? awesome, let’s do it”

once again the constant theme of “New York is great, New Yorkers are great, isn’t this great?” comes through

Here's Jacob's story if you're interested.

Deep cut: 6 years ago, our loss was Heaven’s gain.
@theonion.com

If Sally made you stop scrolling, leave a 🐾

#RescueDog #RescueLife #POVDog 🤍

a three panel comic. first panel, a man in heat resistant gloves comes across a canister of tear gas being thrown at his feet. second panel he has picked it up and someone yells to him, "throw it back!" third panel, he is throwing back his ass. END

Sam Reich, on the Game Changer set, requesting a necklace that doubles as a vibrator; Ash comes out with one smiling. Raph remarks "That was made for me specifically. The fit is like Cinderella. Jess and Lily, his fellow contestants, react with joyful disbelief.

Three contestants at colorful podiums laugh and celebrate during a cheerful game show, one woman named Lily grinning widely.

he's the belle of the ball

Relooted: New video game sees Africans fantasise about taking back treasures from Europe's museums Imagine it is 2099 and a historic treaty to return African artefacts is falling apart.

"Taking back cultural artefacts that were looted is actually something a lot of people hope for - and fantasise about," Ncube, who is from Zambia, told the BBC.

(Im here for this game! Killmonger would be so proud.)

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Old tweet from @shelfcomedy: me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

The morning so far

Country Singer, songwriter Charley Crockett well said......

Alice Walker. A Life by Evelyn C. Walker

Today is Alice Walker's 82nd birthday. A novelist, most known for her book "The Color Purple," which netted her the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction, the first Black woman to ever win the award, she is also notable for rediscovering Zora Neale Hurston.

Without Walker, she may've been lost forever ❤️🖤💚

Ha ha ha

CONCEPTUALIZATION - Pity. The jackets are meant to complete each other. If a man were standing alone on a street corner with 'PISSF****T' written on his back, it'd just be an individual that has taken a liking to urine. And 'FUCK THE WORLD' all on its own is, frankly, generic.

I'm actually gonna go with a serious answer here and say Ms. Rachel.

this is so funny, god bless louise lucas, Hero of the Commonwealth

People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

This photo is funnier than it has any business being

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I'm eventually getting one and just transferring my Stardew Valley game over.

a round pottery piece with pig eyes and a snout

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

white women: these men are not your protectors, they are your predators

Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.

This is extremely offensive and inappropriate. I don’t care how popular it is in bars, dwarf-tossing is degrading and NOT OKAY.

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