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Product Security and Cryptography at GitHub. .NET maintainer. Alexandria, VA. Time for a swim swim! Not speaking for my employer. https://vcsjones.dev ⚫️ https://gh.io/vcsjones

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I like plain cheesecake, but I am not above making something to add to it on a slice as the mood strikes. Bourbon caramel drizzle it shall be. It’s also a good excuse to use the sous vide.

10.08.2025 16:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have a pound of cream cheese which can mean only one thing: Cheesecake day.

10.08.2025 16:00 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A recent one: Shrimpgate. abcnews4.com/news/local/s...

10.08.2025 02:38 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

There’s, uh, a lot of these about creepy high school teachers.

10.08.2025 02:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Had a moment of retail therapy and bought two vanilla bean pods.

09.08.2025 22:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll go one step further: the junction mechanic is extremely good.

09.08.2025 03:25 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

American cheese is very good and superior in many contexts.

09.08.2025 03:14 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 0
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a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away '' . ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away '' .
09.08.2025 02:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lol dude you will be so pissed.

09.08.2025 02:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So, uh, I am guessing you didn't get to Simon's 3rd phase.

09.08.2025 00:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Like 10 times.

09.08.2025 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah I went in to that with no spoilers or strategy and got whipped.

09.08.2025 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

LLMs may not be great at counting letters in a word but it generally nails things like YAML syntax, which is practically a meme at this point of devs complaining about YAML.

“Yeah but YAML sucks”

And yet it has way more business application to developers than counting Bs!

08.08.2025 12:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What is your preferred bread for a BLT?

07.08.2025 23:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pretty sure that’s how my kid uses “🙂”

07.08.2025 05:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Oh oh do Strategy that’s mine.

06.08.2025 19:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's gotta be some dinosaurs out there that are in to junk food. "Nah I want the one filled with corn syrup for my birthday".

06.08.2025 15:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A few of my Washington state Microsoft colleagues have it and love it

06.08.2025 02:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sigh.

05.08.2025 17:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hi news sites. I never want your little floating video thing. Ever.

05.08.2025 16:54 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Ha! I have just one. It is about 80% of my head though.

04.08.2025 23:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Always fun when my home state is in the news.

04.08.2025 17:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hash browns are the best. Do you want hash browns? You can just do it. Potatoes, onion, flour, salt, pepper, oil.

Egg was for the poached egg, not the hash browns.

04.08.2025 02:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A breakfast. Left to right: ketchup, hot sauce, sausage patties, hash browns, and toast with a poached egg on it.

And a glass of wine for some reason.

A breakfast. Left to right: ketchup, hot sauce, sausage patties, hash browns, and toast with a poached egg on it. And a glass of wine for some reason.

“I need a snack before bed”

The snack:

04.08.2025 01:42 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This album is probably gonna top my end of year wrap at this rate.

04.08.2025 00:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

KPop Demon Hunters soundtrack has some ear worms that is borderline frustrating. “Strategy” just randomly appears in my head at any time.

04.08.2025 00:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Hi-C Ecto Cooler.

Hi-C Ecto Cooler.

02.08.2025 15:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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01.08.2025 14:32 — 👍 9    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone was very worried about the dog because he had a strange look on his face and and wouldn’t let anyone close, which is unusual for him.

Turns out he had an entire apple in his mouth and didn’t want to get caught.

01.08.2025 23:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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