They all had Nikes on, G,” Ghost assures him. “What? The aliens had Nikes on?” Meth asks, still distracted by his reading. “No, the niggas that killed theyself,” Raekwon explains to him. “They all had black Nikes on, God,” Ghost continues. “They had the wack pair of Nikes on, too.” He’s beginning to chuckle. “You know, the regular joints? The first pair, probably.” “The doofus shit,” says Meth, dryly, his disbelief now veering into a weary contempt. “The Smurf shit?” says U-God. They all collapse in hysterics, clapping and slapping hands.

That time the Wu Tang Clan roasted the Heaven's Gate cult for wearing broke ass Nikes in a Rolling Stone article

Dude doesn't even have a 99 cent nerd strap to keep his glasses on in a tussle... jfc 🤣

Did y’all see this? I saw it earlier n forgot to post it. ICE Gestapo don’t even know how to handle a gun. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #iceout

For example, on August 21, 2025, plain-clothed and unidentified federal agents arrested Mr. Escobar Molina without a warrant while he was getting in his truck to go to work. They did not ask for his name or his identification or ask anything about his immigration status, where he lives, whom he lives with, how long he has lived here, or anything else about his ties to the community. The agents immediately handcuffed Mr. Escobar Molina, grabbed him by the arms and legs, and called him “illegal” repeatedly. When he responded that he has “papers” (in other words, immigration status), they replied, “No you don’t. You are illegal.” After the agents put Mr. Escobar Molina into a vehicle, when Mr. Escobar Molina told them again that he had “papers,” the driver of the car yelled at him, “Shut up, bitch! You’re illegal.” The agents did not make an individualized determination about Mr. Escobar Molina’s immigration status or flight risk before they arrested him. While Mr. Escobar Molina was in detention, ICE fingerprinted and interviewed [excerpt ends there].

The circumstances of Mr. Escobar's arrest are even worse than the brief summary above. He repeatedly tried to tell the immigration officials that he had papers while they were arresting him.

In response, a federal agent said "No you don't. You are illegal," and "Shut up, bitch! You're illegal."

Trump’s gonna cancel The Onion next.

Breaking: A CDC advisory panel filled with RFK Jr.'s handpicked vaccine skeptics just unanimously recommended limiting the COVID shot to people 65 and older or those with underlying health conditions, based on a decision individually or with their doctor.

Expect the media now to be complicit in fascism so you won’t be disappointed later. It’s not just about what they report, it is also about what they don’t report.

the most controversial statement you can make in this world right now is that it’s bad that israel is committing a genocide

Carney government noncommittal about Canada meeting 2030 climate goals Prime Minister Mark Carney won’t say whether Canada will meet its climate goals under the Paris agreement by 2030.

There are air quality advisories from forest fires and frost warnings on the same day. Climate change is real.

We need to protect jobs AND the environment.

Now is not the time to start backsliding
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every day is a secret war between me and the guy at the office who keeps changing the bathroom sound machine from waterfall to birds. I don't want to shit to birds. but this guy loves it

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On a news post, I listed a load of things Graham Linehan has done to LGBTQ people and cis women… do you know what caused the MOST outrage? The word cis.

Not the doxxing, not the slurs, not the libel, not the endless abuse he sends people… cis.

tried to explain to the other wizards that the necromanctic arts are actually super cool
but they just kept laughing and calling me "bone fucker"

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I hope you understand that if you show up at a hospital with an infection no one has ever seen before that the US had somewhere you could call. That place would answer, offer testing you can’t get anywhere else and come visit you to solve if necessary.

Show him "Cotton-Eyed Joe" by Rednex

How often do you clean the filter?

Fred Hampton is one of my major political role models. He was assassinated by the Chicago PD (with the go-ahead from Hoover's FBI being an open secret), because he was too successful in both helping Black America and getting people to see the real enemy.

god: behold! i have created a world of all kinds of guys

Did Susan Collins write this?

A COOL SKELTON HOLDEN A BAD A$$ SWORD THAT THEY GOT AT DA FLEA MARKET AND THERE EXCITED TO SHOW PEOPLE BUT NOT EVERY ONE APPRECATES DA WORK THAT GOES INTO MAKING A BEUTIFUL PEACE OF STEEL, AND DA TEXT SAYS "JURY NULLFICATION, THE PEOPLES COURT, DRUG POSESSION, TRESSPASSING, COWORKER BROUGHT IN A SWORD FOR DISPLAY AND DIDENT EVEN TAKE IT OUT OF ITS CABARD, JAY WALKING, DEMON CEO SENT BACK TO HELL, POSESSION OF BLADE IN EXCESS OF 4", IF YOU DONT THINK IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL, TELL DA JUDGE NOT GUILTY MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF ITS SO ILEGAL THEN WHY DO THEY SELL THE SWORDS TO BEGIN WITH ,YOU COULD REASONABLY EXPECT THAT IF YOU CAN BUY IT THEN ITS OK TO OWN, THATS THE SOCIAL CONTRACT OF A PURCHASE, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY A JURY IS MADE UP OF PEOPLE, A COMPANY IS MADE UP OF PEOPLE, IF A COMPANY IS EVIL THEN ITS LEADERS HAVE DECIDED TO COMMIT EVIL DEED'S FOR PROFIT ,SOMETIMES THE MORAL DECISION AINT TO GO ALONG WITH WHAT DA RULLING CLASS TELLS YOU THEY WANT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

IF YOUR THE JURY ITS UP TO YOU - dashare.zone ADMIN

“Fuck you guys, go home” is exactly how it’s done! Much more of this please!

My mom's always been scared of lightning, but last week when it was really hot she lost electricity, then there was a huge flash of lightning & her power came back on.

Since then she's all, "I LOVE lightning!" & I'm like, "You don't love lightning, you love what you think lightning can do for you"

If you don't get how it came to mean what it means, it's because you're not as informed as you think you are.

The full idiom is "if you cast a stone over a fence, it's the hit dog that hollers"

It's what it says on the tin. It's a very simple idiom.

“USian culture”

The truth isn't "more complicated". It is not even remotely true.

the “be warned, we are taking names” part is what has been missing from most major politicians’ responses

Famously nostalgic period "the 80s"

AIDS epidemic
Cold War
Reagan

There's whole generations of queer people just *gone* because the conservatives condemned them to death during the 80s through their willful mismanagement of "god's" epidemic.

80s were a nightmare.

This AI slop shit is *ghoulish*