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we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes

HOME ESPN FOX NBC MORE E Pat McAfee blown away to learn San Francisco is not what conservative media makes it out to be "This place has been gorgeous. It has been incredible." F 2.6.26 #PMSLIV PAT MCAFEE SHOW ** UNE FROM SAN FRANCISCO ** SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS TIGHT END GEORGE KITTLE Credit: The Pat McAfee Show By Sean Keeley on 02/06/2026

tfw you leave Plato’s cave

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Well I don't think that's fine 🤬

[watching curling]
after 1 min: ugh this is dull
10 min: spin on that stone is off
30 mins: three in the house means nothing if your centre guard is ripe for a pick and roll
1 hour: SWEEP BITCH SWEEP

And when I worked for Parliament - no question. #comethefuckinorfuckthefuckoff

He looks as though he's been caught cooking and also as if he mistakenly believes cooking to be illegal

The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking Show Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen Prue Leith

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

The level of media coverage of this vs the WASPI situation is interesting, given they are both situations where the rules changed, and in one case frequently with virtually no notice.

(No amount of not buying avocado toast would have saved me as much money as simply being born 18m earlier.)

Exactly the same thing happens to me, even if it’s tied in a double knot and then a bow.

Standard vicarage table scape for breakfast. Who doesn’t need communion wine and a gong bowl with their Cheerios?

Delighted to be reading at Lancaster Litfest on Sunday 22nd March 2-3pm, in conversation with @alexwragge.bsky.social about all things historical fiction!

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

Ouch. There are people scared to go to church in some cities

It's a sign of how incredibly low the bar is that it's good to see someone using the word 'girls' here instead of 'underage women' (which isn't a thing, they're children).

This. More and more I'm realising that being obsessed with The X Files at such a pivotal age was actually a good thing. I don't commit crimes, but even if I did I would presume everyone is reading my emails/texts and wouldn't write anything down!

I think all the time about how Oprah once said years ago never put in an email what you wouldn’t want in a newspaper. How were they so dumb?

Absolute genius.

“What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent motorised Japanese meal?”

@garybrannan.bsky.social Today's news about the Prince formerly known as Darkness really feels like a new season of The Thick of It.

I saw Frank Skinner twice in three weeks - haven't seen him before or since.

A friend and I saw Jon Snow (newsreader not Game of Thrones) carrying a large pot plant outside Hampstead tube. It was 8am on a Saturday. My friend shouted 'JON SNOW!' at him. He turned around. We became paralysed with shame/hilarity and couldn't talk. He nodded, turned away and walked past us.

A friend and I saw Jon Snow (newsreader not Game of Thrones) carrying a large pot plant outside Hampstead tube. It was 8am on a Saturday. My friend shouted 'JON SNOW!' at him. He turned around. We became paralysed with shame/hilarity and couldn't talk. He nodded, turned away and walked past us.

Actually he doesn't give a toss. He could have voted for/against the 2 child cap but didn't bother to turn up for the Commons vote yesterday.

Oh friend, sending so much love. I hope the hospital staff are kind. <3

A+, 10/10.

YouTube video by Guardian News Danny Dyer calls David Cameron 'a twat' over Brexit

We clearly need the dream team of Danny Dyer and Mike Skinner on political analysis

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YouTube video by stan tonkin Mike Skinner Backstage Peter Mandelson Went Mad | Turn The Page Live | The Streets

In case anyone hasn’t seen one of the greatest videos of all time m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue1U...

Wes Streeting saying on Today that Mandelson is ‘not the man we thought he was’ but the trouble is, he is exactly the man we thought, just on a much worse scale than almost anyone thought. And there is an alternative world where none of this is this govt’s problem, because they never gave him a job

Possibly the most expensive osteopathy course in history?