uncle female

everyone here thinks i’m english (🤮) cause i speak english with a british accent, need to bring back my welsh accent asap

i miss my stupid white man and his biceps tho

hello i am in benidorm in a hotel where the average age is around 70 and its 20 degrees and there’s mimosas with breakfast every day and i might just quit my job, move here and become a tina turner tribute act in a british pub or st

i’m so tired i’m actually delirious

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

catching strays in the gc

“what about this dress?”
“nah, it’s too white for me…… the colour, not the people”

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Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow

Yabba Dabba Do Not Resucitate

i think that london is So Fun and then once in a while you’ll be eating breakfast and you’ll go…. GET. ME. OUTTAAAA HEREEEEEEE 👹

same can be said for london

PRO: Frees kids up for extra shifts at the plant CON: Nagging guilt it was actually AI that earned that C-

Pros And Cons Of Using AI For Schoolwork https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-using-ai-for-schoolwork/

lesbian divorce

i have been so so very very cute recently but i’ve also been booked busy and running around outside so i don’t have a single picture to prove it except for these mediocre tipsy bathroom selfies 🙃

evil levels off the CHARTS

emailed my therapist to get an appointment for the first time in three years, can’t get an appointment until the beginning of october which is fine but also i might be in jail by then so who knows 🤷🏾‍♀️🤪

maid cafe where they install linux on your laptop for you

screenshot from lilo and stitch of a lilo pointing to a drawing of stitch’s “badness level” he’s 80% bad according to the drawing

NEVER FUCKEN MIND

i’m like 75% less evil now

masseuse rocked my shit so hard i wanted to ask “what are we” when the massage was done

eye doctor gave me a heart attack because i got a “you have an appointment next week” text message and he PROMISED he wouldn’t cut off my cornea until SEPTEMBER!! we had a deal gunnar!! but then i called them and it was a scheduling mistake :) false alarm 🙂

don’t talk to me about it please start spreading the BBL rumours 🙏🏾

every time someone asks me if i’ve lost weight i get 10% more evil because why are you looking at me you fucken perverts STOP perceiving ME

remembered to eat today and went to the gym ln so i feel less evil today

wow getting my work done is lessening my anxiety??? has anyone tried this before???

can’t wait to show this meme to my therapist in [checks notes] october

is mercury still in microbraids…. what’s the moon doing…. the universe is trying to FUCK with me and i refuse to engage

Sometimes I’ll replay a game and think “I’ll do an evil playthrough, that’ll be new and fun” and then I’ll do one evil thing and be like no…it’s wrong to do that to these pixels.

its real non-ironic that’s life - frank sinatra listening hours