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This seems desperate. As in if Trump were in the clear, you wouldn’t have to deflect attention.

Man I am reading that Sotomayor quote so much differently than everyone else.

Nothing— and I mean nothing— about this decision is more than the bare desire to harm.

Man, if you don't want to keep getting compared to Hitler, stop being so goddamned Hitlery.

Going to keep saying: a society that wants to keep functioning needs to discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities

Feels like this deserves a punishment more along the lines of having to register as a sex offender for 5 years and be forced to wear a sandwich board detailing the offence outside their parent's house/office.

Finally getting around to watching Wicked and Arianna’s hair tossing is absolutely killing me. Hilarious. 💁🏼‍♀️

The hall of mirrors at Versailles is about 8,000 sqft; the largest room in the palace, the Gallery of Great Battles, is like 16,000 sqft.

Finally, jeans for white people.

Speaking of not working, Mike Johnson just shut down the House for 2 months to block the release of names of pedophiles, but taxpayers are still paying his salary ($224K/yr), 73% of all his & his family’s healthcare expenses, $79/day food stipend, & up to $34K per yr for things like travel & housing

phew glad that got settled

How did we get an entire corporate and political world full of scumbags and bastards, all we did was incentivize that behavior at every turn

This is an accurate summary of the news

Other, more serious countries don’t allow One Special Boy to be exempt from the laws & the Constitution. We could do that, too.

AI is when Clippy.

there hasn’t been a song of the summer yet because we can’t hear it over the screaming

This photo looks like JD Vance is posing with an array of slightly-off clones.

one like equals u like potatoes

Maggie's entire reputation is being the Trump reporter. if Trump is in fact a serial pedophile either she knew and hid it or she didn't know. either *should* end her career, though given the level of professional ethics in American journalism I'm not sure they would.

This reminds me of a Fox News thread if Mamdani had mentioned his religion.

Which spices do you use?

Funny that according to the Right that George Floyd needs to be a saint ("he was a criminal!") but Donald Trump doesn't ("we're not voting for a pastor!")

'Chimp Crazy' star Tonia Haddix arrested as authorities find another secret chimp in her home

[Leonard Cohen voice] I’ve heard there was a secret chimp

It's annoying that VCs may have destroyed civilization accidentally in addition to on purpose

We have done this experiment one billion times and it has worked great all one billion times.

YouTube video by The Onion Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody

Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody

A pastel pink tie, a Barbie pink tie, and a purple tie. Interesting choices for a bunch of self proclaimed alpha manly men.

Has an American President ever worn a pink tie before? Lmao can you imagine if Obama had ever worn a pink tie?

I have not been following the news very closely, but is it true that Chuck Mangione killed Hulk Hogan?

I am no constitutional scholar, but I can't help but feel that "the President gets to dictate what every university can teach and what every television station should broadcast" is closer to what the founding fathers were worried about when it comes to free speech than trigger warnings on syllabi.