Alex the Lupine Lawyer

These two people are malignant narcissists who imagine their entire lives (including their professional lives) as a movie, with themselves as the main characters. They are constantly acting. And then they write (poorly) about the stuff they acted out. It’s pitiful.

I think the prison abolition stuff stems from a sort of utopian derangement that infects most of their thinking. When confronted with the fact that some people do really evil stuff, and their usual rationalizations fail, their solution is instantly just “execution” lol

Live your life such that you always fart like no one’s listening.

Mom: “we have Stranger Things at home”
The Stranger Things at home:

One of my favorite posts of all time was an Andy levy post that I can’t find anymore because it’s from old twitter but it was something like, “Salò is lowkey GOATed when poo poo and pee pee is the vibe.”
🙏 @andylevy.net

Surprise, surprise—Nuzzi surprise.

How many Nuzzis are there inside?

There can be three, or four, or five!

YAAAASSSSSSS!

They renewed it!!

Mood rn:

I also pretend this.

TWWOOOOOOO BITTTSSSSS!!!!!

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Ken is a great poaster.

Same. Either I got something very fundamentally wrong about it, or it’s going to absolutely crater in the next recession. In some ways, it lasting so long gives me a more pessimistic outlook because the supposed legit use cases have been touted since about 2011 and none have materialized.

I can’t stand this florid, sonorous stuff in judicial opinions, especially in important ones. The audience she has to convince, actually has a shot at convincing, and should be directing all her efforts toward convincing is the 7th Circuit, and this kind of stuff will not be persuasive to them.

,” he posted from his bench press in his murder basement.

You might have to after like the first 5 minutes….

Any of my moots want to do a watch party?

Yeah this got me too.

I think I’d suffer death by embarrassment if I was airing my and my ex-partner’s personal stuff this publicly while pretending to be totally cool about it.

But he’s letting us know in such a literary way! His prose is unstoppable, much like the bamboo encroaching on my Italian veranda during the misty twilight bla bla bla

This sounds like the dream of consciousness ramblings of a madman. I can’t believe this is her book.

“ultraprocessed food” is a meaningless category, it’s just a gateway drug for crankery

He famously gave it all away Andy.

An enemy to foxes!!! You’d better just hope I don’t tag my fur friends.

Ok so the reward posters in Disney’s
Robin Hood, assuming a certain standard size ingot in medieval
England (20 grams) and an average gold value pulled from Google for the era, suggests Robin Hood’s bounty of 10,000 gold ingots would have been roughly $21 million today.
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Things I’m noticing for the first time in my 327++ viewing go Disney’s Robin Hood: about 3/4 of the buildings in Nottingham have been foreclosed on and reposessed by Prince John.
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Stuff like this and the Chicago tear-gassing of the children’s Halloween party would be getting wall to wall media coverage for many weeks in any other era of modern US history. I don’t really know what else there is to say.