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she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious

03.08.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10722    πŸ” 2223    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 53

β€œIt’s just a tool! People used to hate on photoshop too.”

Take away my photoshop, take away my tablets, I can still draw. Take away your plagiarism machine and what are you gonna do? Shout prompts at me?

02.08.2025 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 11881    πŸ” 3601    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 97

Half the graves I need to shit on haven't even been dug yet.

02.08.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 746    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 26

believe it or not, i’ve seen the rockies score more runs while down in the 9th. back in 2010-ish i remember seeing them score 9 to turn a 3-9 into a 12-9

02.08.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, but they make up for it by giving everyone a fistful of oil money every year from the government

02.08.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(getting my wires crossed between pointless ontological arguments) hot dogs are a jrpg

02.08.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 256    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
A nearly circular nebula with a blue core surrounded by small white knots, an orange ring and expansive red strucures. Please see the explanation for more detailed information.

A nearly circular nebula with a blue core surrounded by small white knots, an orange ring and expansive red strucures. Please see the explanation for more detailed information.

πŸ”­ A Helix Nebula Deep Field

Image Credit & Copyright: George Chatzifrantzis

apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap25072...

29.07.2025 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
it’s a line drawing of a man in a big comfy armchair who is overwhelmed by four cats who have decided to stand on his lap

it’s a line drawing of a man in a big comfy armchair who is overwhelmed by four cats who have decided to stand on his lap

please enjoy this illustration by Erik Blegvad of a man with four cats in his lap

01.08.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 346    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5

some idiot broke into a Portland sanctuary for injured birds and β€œfreed” them (at least one was promptly eaten by a predator)

01.08.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not now, irradiated wasps

31.07.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

yeah he’s literally too busy to make star trek rn

30.07.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Another reason to understand libraries as a site of struggle, especially now. Public libraries give children freedom to explore and children’s librarians treat them as real people. And surprise! Lots of people really hate that

30.07.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 486    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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serial arsonist gets out of jail, immediately starts lighting more things on fire

30.07.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vertical integration

30.07.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 497    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Potholes with genital graffiti fixed, City of Portland urges online reporting PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) – The Portland Bureau of Transportation said it has fixed the potholes marked with genital graffiti, but is asking residents to stick to filing reports online. As first report…

www.koin.com/news/portlan...
THE SYSTEM WORKS!

30.07.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
slurpee machine with one crashed screen

slurpee machine with one crashed screen

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

29.07.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 18253    πŸ” 5924    πŸ’¬ 236    πŸ“Œ 362

Genocidal intent:

29.07.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 332    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
A drawing of a pliosaur. The background is white. The pliosaur is swimming towards the viewer, with its mouth wide open, showing its many sharp teeth. The animal has a brown color and white belly, chin and underflippers.

A drawing of a pliosaur. The background is white. The pliosaur is swimming towards the viewer, with its mouth wide open, showing its many sharp teeth. The animal has a brown color and white belly, chin and underflippers.

Pliosaurus Funkei
Copic Markers and colored pencil on Fabriano paper
8.3β€³ x 11.8β€³ (21 x 30 cm)
www.esthervanhulsen.com

#paleoart #animalart
#paleoillustration #prehistoricanimals #prehistoricseas #wildlifeart #naturalhistoryart #naturalhistoryillustration #naturalhistoryart

28.07.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Globalize the empanada

26.07.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
STOP DOING ZONING
β€’ LAND WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN ALPHANUMERIC CODES
β€’ YEARS OF ZONING yet NO REAL-WORLD BENEFIT found for restricting new development
β€’ Wanted to figure out where to build something? We had a tool for that:
It was called "COMMON SENSE"
β€’ "Yes please give me ZERO new housing units. Please ensure you meet the Parking Minimum" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Zoning Commissions have been demanding your Respect for all this time
(This is REAL Zoning, done by REAL Zoning Commissions):
?????
??????
?????????????????
"Hello I would like to change the zoning of this plot from R3 to R1"
They have played us for absolute fools

STOP DOING ZONING β€’ LAND WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN ALPHANUMERIC CODES β€’ YEARS OF ZONING yet NO REAL-WORLD BENEFIT found for restricting new development β€’ Wanted to figure out where to build something? We had a tool for that: It was called "COMMON SENSE" β€’ "Yes please give me ZERO new housing units. Please ensure you meet the Parking Minimum" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Zoning Commissions have been demanding your Respect for all this time (This is REAL Zoning, done by REAL Zoning Commissions): ????? ?????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like to change the zoning of this plot from R3 to R1" They have played us for absolute fools

28.07.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
24.07.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7128    πŸ” 3538    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 26
a blender render of a nancy comic panel, with a dog sleeping with sunglasses.

a blender render of a nancy comic panel, with a dog sleeping with sunglasses.

a blender render of a nancy comic panel, with sluggo walking with a scary mask on.

a blender render of a nancy comic panel, with sluggo walking with a scary mask on.

a blender render of a nancy comic panel, with nancy walking with half her normal outfit and half a winter outfit.

a blender render of a nancy comic panel, with nancy walking with half her normal outfit and half a winter outfit.

nancy panels recreated in blender. ernie bushmiller surrealist king

28.07.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2875    πŸ” 526    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 3

Hard to convey how profound this is for folks who came of age in the 80s.

28.07.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

is it really the government’s business if people want to get turned into cartoon supervillains by fishing in a lake the color of rat poison?

28.07.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

having been to this park a couple of times, I appreciate your commitment to extracting artistic value from the frankly concerning shade of blue of the pond water

28.07.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The other day I didn't have my watch on, and I looked at my wrist and thought "I feel so naked without my watch on," which was insanely funny because I was in the shower.

27.07.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
The cover of a Richard Scarry book showing the occupants of Busytown. The title has been changed to read β€œall We Do Is Work on Documents, That’s All Anyone Does Anymore.”

The cover of a Richard Scarry book showing the occupants of Busytown. The title has been changed to read β€œall We Do Is Work on Documents, That’s All Anyone Does Anymore.”

Good to see them updating the Richard Scarry books

27.07.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1053    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 11
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πŸ–– Yes, that is Anson Mount's Captain Pike as a Puppet! πŸ‘€

#StarTrek: Strange New Worlds SEASON FOUR features a puppet-themed episode, created by the iconic Jim Henson’s Creature Shop. The episode is directed by Jordan Canning!

#StrangeNewWorlds #SDCC

26.07.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 314    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 59
A panel from an old marvel comic that shows Thor flying through the air, being pulled by his hammer. The text reads "By the Gods! I have been instantaneously returned to Chicago! Never before hath the God of Thunder been so callously dismissed!"

A panel from an old marvel comic that shows Thor flying through the air, being pulled by his hammer. The text reads "By the Gods! I have been instantaneously returned to Chicago! Never before hath the God of Thunder been so callously dismissed!"

When u are returned to Chicago

26.07.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
A meme of Sam Reich pointing to a money counter that reads zero from the set of "Fool's Gold".

A meme of Sam Reich pointing to a money counter that reads zero from the set of "Fool's Gold".

lookin at you marvel snap

25.07.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 973    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 8

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