she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious
03.08.2025 03:38 β π 10722 π 2223 π¬ 68 π 53@sylphrena.bsky.social
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she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious
03.08.2025 03:38 β π 10722 π 2223 π¬ 68 π 53βItβs just a tool! People used to hate on photoshop too.β
Take away my photoshop, take away my tablets, I can still draw. Take away your plagiarism machine and what are you gonna do? Shout prompts at me?
Half the graves I need to shit on haven't even been dug yet.
02.08.2025 03:13 β π 746 π 159 π¬ 12 π 26believe it or not, iβve seen the rockies score more runs while down in the 9th. back in 2010-ish i remember seeing them score 9 to turn a 3-9 into a 12-9
02.08.2025 11:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yeah, but they make up for it by giving everyone a fistful of oil money every year from the government
02.08.2025 11:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0(getting my wires crossed between pointless ontological arguments) hot dogs are a jrpg
02.08.2025 05:17 β π 256 π 82 π¬ 7 π 3A nearly circular nebula with a blue core surrounded by small white knots, an orange ring and expansive red strucures. Please see the explanation for more detailed information.
π A Helix Nebula Deep Field
Image Credit & Copyright: George Chatzifrantzis
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap25072...
itβs a line drawing of a man in a big comfy armchair who is overwhelmed by four cats who have decided to stand on his lap
please enjoy this illustration by Erik Blegvad of a man with four cats in his lap
01.08.2025 12:30 β π 346 π 84 π¬ 9 π 5some idiot broke into a Portland sanctuary for injured birds and βfreedβ them (at least one was promptly eaten by a predator)
01.08.2025 19:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0not now, irradiated wasps
31.07.2025 20:10 β π 188 π 49 π¬ 13 π 1yeah heβs literally too busy to make star trek rn
30.07.2025 22:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Another reason to understand libraries as a site of struggle, especially now. Public libraries give children freedom to explore and childrenβs librarians treat them as real people. And surprise! Lots of people really hate that
30.07.2025 21:34 β π 486 π 131 π¬ 9 π 0serial arsonist gets out of jail, immediately starts lighting more things on fire
30.07.2025 21:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Vertical integration
30.07.2025 10:20 β π 497 π 40 π¬ 3 π 0www.koin.com/news/portlan...
THE SYSTEM WORKS!
slurpee machine with one crashed screen
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
29.07.2025 21:29 β π 18253 π 5924 π¬ 236 π 362Genocidal intent:
29.07.2025 02:47 β π 332 π 131 π¬ 3 π 2A drawing of a pliosaur. The background is white. The pliosaur is swimming towards the viewer, with its mouth wide open, showing its many sharp teeth. The animal has a brown color and white belly, chin and underflippers.
Pliosaurus Funkei
Copic Markers and colored pencil on Fabriano paper
8.3β³ x 11.8β³ (21 x 30 cm)
www.esthervanhulsen.com
#paleoart #animalart
#paleoillustration #prehistoricanimals #prehistoricseas #wildlifeart #naturalhistoryart #naturalhistoryillustration #naturalhistoryart
Globalize the empanada
26.07.2025 21:58 β π 55 π 16 π¬ 1 π 0STOP DOING ZONING β’ LAND WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN ALPHANUMERIC CODES β’ YEARS OF ZONING yet NO REAL-WORLD BENEFIT found for restricting new development β’ Wanted to figure out where to build something? We had a tool for that: It was called "COMMON SENSE" β’ "Yes please give me ZERO new housing units. Please ensure you meet the Parking Minimum" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Zoning Commissions have been demanding your Respect for all this time (This is REAL Zoning, done by REAL Zoning Commissions): ????? ?????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like to change the zoning of this plot from R3 to R1" They have played us for absolute fools
28.07.2025 20:38 β π 115 π 27 π¬ 2 π 4a blender render of a nancy comic panel, with a dog sleeping with sunglasses.
a blender render of a nancy comic panel, with sluggo walking with a scary mask on.
a blender render of a nancy comic panel, with nancy walking with half her normal outfit and half a winter outfit.
nancy panels recreated in blender. ernie bushmiller surrealist king
28.07.2025 03:27 β π 2875 π 526 π¬ 19 π 3Hard to convey how profound this is for folks who came of age in the 80s.
28.07.2025 03:20 β π 77 π 14 π¬ 2 π 0is it really the governmentβs business if people want to get turned into cartoon supervillains by fishing in a lake the color of rat poison?
28.07.2025 03:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0having been to this park a couple of times, I appreciate your commitment to extracting artistic value from the frankly concerning shade of blue of the pond water
28.07.2025 03:38 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The other day I didn't have my watch on, and I looked at my wrist and thought "I feel so naked without my watch on," which was insanely funny because I was in the shower.
27.07.2025 00:37 β π 236 π 21 π¬ 3 π 0The cover of a Richard Scarry book showing the occupants of Busytown. The title has been changed to read βall We Do Is Work on Documents, Thatβs All Anyone Does Anymore.β
Good to see them updating the Richard Scarry books
27.07.2025 01:34 β π 1053 π 201 π¬ 7 π 11π Yes, that is Anson Mount's Captain Pike as a Puppet! π
#StarTrek: Strange New Worlds SEASON FOUR features a puppet-themed episode, created by the iconic Jim Hensonβs Creature Shop. The episode is directed by Jordan Canning!
#StrangeNewWorlds #SDCC
A panel from an old marvel comic that shows Thor flying through the air, being pulled by his hammer. The text reads "By the Gods! I have been instantaneously returned to Chicago! Never before hath the God of Thunder been so callously dismissed!"
When u are returned to Chicago
26.07.2025 20:44 β π 35 π 6 π¬ 3 π 2A meme of Sam Reich pointing to a money counter that reads zero from the set of "Fool's Gold".
lookin at you marvel snap
25.07.2025 18:57 β π 973 π 33 π¬ 36 π 8