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I did (almost) a lot of adulting this weekend. #HighNoon at the #HaroldPinterTheatre with the fabulous #BillyCrudup and #DeniseGough followed by a night with my trusty glow stick and an evening with #FatBoySlim at #AlexandraPalace - it’s fair to say, my body preferred the theatre to the dance!

I came back from just shy of two weeks in Japan. It’s made me look at my own country (England) and my home city (London) very, very differently and, sadly, not in a good way.

America?! Please explain.

Completely agree. The last 30 minutes or so was absolutely spot on. Thoroughly enjoyable TV

#StrangerThings - sure, it's come to an end and ok, some of it just went on and on but, the final 30 minutes of the last ever episode was just, perfect!

I can't remember seeing a conclusion to a show done so brilliantly... Well done Duffer Brothers

you wont be disappointed - the last 30 mins, the best TV I've watched in an age.

This hit the feels this year, more than any before.

Merry Christmas.

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Absolutely disgraceful scenes during the budget. Adults acting like children representing the country. Shameful.

How many £billion’s have been spent on a Trainline that shaves about 25 mins off your journey, yet try and work on the damned thing - no chance!!

Wasted opportunity, resources and not enough public consultation to understand what people really want… a steady connection, to send a bloody email! #HS2

I sat in a room with no TV on, no music playing, just - silence. I don’t think I’ve ever done this. I’m not sure I ever will again!

Today I had a #FlexibleCystoscopy. Gentleman, I hope this is a phrase / procedure you never hear of again. 😳 #Cystoscopy

Starting to feel festive. Not giving a single flip that it's mid November. I'm embracing it (although not going full force, yet!). Thanks to #KylieMinogue for pressing the big red button! #Battersea #BatterseaPowerStation

If the @bbc has acknowledge the ‘mistake’ then legal proceedings should take place against all those involved. It’s a publicly funded service & deliberately misleading the public should be deemed a crime.

The BBC are to apologise for ‘mistakes’ made in the Panorama piece re Trump’s speech. How is doctoring a speech a mistake?! You did what you intended to do!? As a Brit, and one who’s typically believed what said in our TV media to be true, I’m appalled and left unknowing who now to ever believe!!

My dog is regal as fuck. But he’s a prick. A proper thief in fact. Loves a slipper. Sees a slipper. Steals a slipper. Dick.

I’m at an age where I appreciate a good tip run and a well stocked garden shed

Do you ever look back at pictures of days gone by and think.. fuck. I peaked. Like, 10 years ago!!

Haven’t seen any coverage of #therydercup but have read the fans are being a little, disrespectful? Not the first time though, is it?! #TeamEurope

For all that’s efficient about the Germans, Berlin Airport is not. Not at all.

Berlin. It's a great City with way too much graffiti. It seems one of the prerequisites of using the toilet / restroom is that you write/paint something in there during your visit.

In other news, this place was pretty lovely.

I’m travelling to Berlin for the weekend. Mild anxiety as I realise I’ve forgotten my wallet (all cards in Apple pay so, should be ok!?). On the flight, the realisation of how much travellers annoy me who bring 2 bags onto the flight is real. They’re not doing anything wrong, but fuck me!

First time in a Tesla today. What a crock of shit. The build quality is poor, the seat position in the back, really shallow.. battery / distance / technology is fabulous but… wow.

If I could delete my @Disney+ account, I would. Yearly subscription has scuppered me! #freespeech

It’s Saturday 13th September and I’ve just seen the first #Christmas advert on TV. What. The. Actual. Fuck?! (Refusing to name them and give more advertising - pricks!)

Fuck me. This world. Are we all doomed?! We’re doomed, aren’t we?! Shit. If it’s not the weather that’ll get us, it’ll be the bombs or the cyber stuff, or the cancer, but… regardless, don’t make plans.

Do people still touch pregnant women’s tummy’s without first seeking permission? That was a thing at some point - I’m sure of it.

The plastic bag charge. I get it. I think it should be more. An amount that would actually make you think ‘I’d rather balance these items like that of a circus entertainer than pay £X for a bag’ but.. charging for paper bags now too? That’s just naughty.

A night out in #Brighton has been concluded. Ahh. Brighton. You beautiful beast. A note to self for future endeavours… don’t go the weekend following a bank holiday. Absolutely dead!