Hannah Wallace

So all this talk about the @tblightningnhl.bsky.social finally having a free dedicated channel so everyone can watch their games, and the moment coverage starts for game one, fucking #Xfinity pulls the plug.

I haven't been on here a lot but I just needed to shout from the clear blue sky that @kenjennings.bsky.social is pretty freaking awesome

This is pretty much my entire team at this point. It's not easy on the body... Heal up!

I started playing at 25 (20 years ago) with a women's team that regularly got practice ice and played in a Florida women's league, plus beer league. COVID and then a serious medical situation knocked me out for 5 years, but I just came back to the women's team and played 3 tournaments since January

Better they nap on it than pee on it! (I also had that happen once...the worst part was I didn't notice till I was on the ice.)

It was! I'd just been looking around for toppings and a few sites suggested that, so I figured it couldn't hurt!

I made a veggie pizza and it turned out really tasty! (Also: Phoebe on top of my hockey gear.)

Shouting "LICK LOUDER, CUNT" at the cat at 2 a.m., so the neighbors 100% think I'm running a brothel

While we're here...

A cool superpower would be to know what my cat sees when she sits interested looking out a widow. It seems engaging and relaxing to her, all at once.

Like Bake Off.

I bet it's Bake Off. But like, with birds or lizards or something.

CPAP Wars: Where people wrestle with apnea masks (some of them broken) to find a winning mask/fitting/position/arrangement of pillows that allows them to sleep at least a little bit until an inadvertent burst of air startles their dumbass cat into clawing their leg and then tumbling down the stairs.

Why is it that people with very little have earned none of it, but people with billions have earned every last cent?

My dude, my good billionaire dude. It’s not an opportunity to learn if the answers aren’t reliable. Imagine if you went to Yale and the professors were on acid, and had no idea if what they were saying was true and no stake in finding out. That’s the LLM education you’re fantasizing about.

Is there a #misophonia community on Bluesky? I experience rage at outside, persistent music thumps and significant discomfort at slurps and drips (basically the Starbucks ad that inspired me to write this).

350 Rabbis signed this.

Spending my Galentine's as God intended: Receiving menu requests from my mother regarding what I'll be cooking my parents for Valentine's. #galentines #blessed

gritty has seized control of the federal government

If any of these men said "Allahu Akbar," there would be widespread shitting of pants.

Anyway, "God is great" or whatever.

If you need something to get excited about tonight, I just held in a sneeze and cracked my back.

Why is the USA the only country in the world with bird flu H5N1 ripping through cattle herds?

Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle.

That’s why. That’s literally the reason

www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...

Daily affirmations that are just like, "Horizontal is valid, girl" and "I welcome the sleepies"

Victor Frankenstein walkinge yn a hurrye through a mall.

He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR.

Victor Frankenstein doth pause, rolle up hys sleeves, walke ynto the store.

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I have never worked so hard just to get that damn song stuck in my head again...

We Are At War And legacy media asks you not to pay attention

I am very tired, but wrote this, quickly, to capture what I could since we live in the days of media erasure. Tonight there was a #protest at the #treasury and most #news did not see fit to cover it while it unfolded. I captured posts, video, and quotes as I could--I linked to @indivisible.org

Crockett: What we’re not going to do is stand around while they pull this bullshit that they’re trying to pull right now

A lovely CS Lewis quote I sent to my mom

All these wee nekkid emperors need better tailors