@epiphanist1248.bsky.social
Fortune's fool. 40, he/him/his/bear.
Socks with Crocs is for the winners and the sinners
27.05.2025 22:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fat forg fat forg
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Today only - Ask about the Hot Moms Special!
11.05.2025 22:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How are you always so pretty even when it looks like you wanna hit me
26.04.2025 21:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No transgender person ever tanked the economy.
08.04.2025 20:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm a top 1% commenter in r/CozyFantasy maybe now my mother will be proud of me
08.04.2025 14:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You guys are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles child soldiers?
05.04.2025 02:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kiss me I'm something like 3/16s Irish
17.03.2025 14:27 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Baby are you a glass ketchup bottle? Cause I wanna smack you on the behind till you squirt.
17.03.2025 20:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kiss me I'm something like 3/16s Irish
17.03.2025 14:27 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Today's the day!
10.03.2025 11:28 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I need more people to watch Flow so we can talk about it
09.03.2025 18:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy International Women's Day, international womens!
08.03.2025 16:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also they're Muppets
08.03.2025 00:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jean Valjean and Javert but they fuck
08.03.2025 00:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I wanna get high with this mfer
03.03.2025 22:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is The Argument for metric paper
25.02.2025 13:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just wanna wake up next to you and ask "waffles or pancakes?" and you pick waffles and I get excited to have an excuse to bust out the waffle maker
24.02.2025 23:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hell yeah! And take ALL the Tums!
24.02.2025 19:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who's saying it's not you? And duh of course we can!
24.02.2025 19:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm like if Baymax was a top.
24.02.2025 01:48 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0around this time every night the old rocking chair in the basement starts rocking by itself I am irresistibly drawn to it as soon as I sit down in it I am overcome with a heavy dreamless sleep and the next morning another person from town has gone missing
12.02.2025 04:17 β π 190 π 61 π¬ 5 π 0I wanna invite people to come visit me in Cleveland but I know they won't so I don't because I don't want to have to hear them tell me they won't.
12.02.2025 15:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How long till Chappell Roan's "Hot To Go" song gets used in a fast food breakfast commercial?
06.02.2025 12:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All right folks we're doing 10 AM Tuesday Tarot Time!
Slide into my DMs if you want a reading!
But where can I get mine?
22.01.2025 19:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hot Ones should go more extreme. Like a wing covered in bees.
15.01.2025 15:50 β π 504 π 112 π¬ 30 π 3
Practicing radical honesty in 2025.
15.01.2025 20:34 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Slamming a can of ice cold low-sodium V8 like it's an act of penance
13.01.2025 12:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Big boobs small boobs I like all boobs
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