@mathaiaus.bsky.social
But was it award winning? 🤔
30.11.2025 08:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Give chicken.
03.11.2025 01:36 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When I see someone win on a game show that I'd never enter
23.10.2025 06:49 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh I fucking hate this so much
27.09.2025 07:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Templestowe/Doncaster was the promised land for the 1950s/60s arrivals, build up enough savings to get out of Preston and Brunswick to get your house and land package out in Donny (still dirt roads when my mum lived there)
25.09.2025 04:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The other week I went to a wedding where one side was Templestowe wogs and the other side was Mill Park wogs and the contrasts in behaviour, speech and dress were incredible, better than any nature documentary I've ever seen
25.09.2025 04:17 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Yes, and Charlie Kirk
17.09.2025 07:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That's crazy they're my advisors!!!
17.09.2025 07:07 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just logging back on to say that my kids are turning 9 and 11 next year and I can't wait to tell people that it's hit me like the Worl...sorry one moment my social media advisor is calling
17.09.2025 07:05 — 👍 39 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I can't find it!!!
17.06.2025 11:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I swear cars with dashcams deliberately drive like shit because they're looking for drama
19.05.2025 11:05 — 👍 76 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0It's a "use your work building pass on the Myki reader" kinda morning
12.05.2025 21:28 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Had the pleasure of meeting Pope Francis at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
21.04.2025 08:04 — 👍 116 🔁 10 💬 6 📌 1The curse of being a halfie
20.04.2025 08:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Two children, raised by the same parents, one will come and leave an Easter egg next to us and give us a hug, the other has told us she's doing a full stocktake of her eggs and if any are missing there will be trouble
20.04.2025 08:08 — 👍 57 🔁 2 💬 8 📌 0I have agoraphobia in the literal sense (scared of markets)
20.04.2025 05:59 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Can't even use my favourite Easter meme this year :(
17.04.2025 05:43 — 👍 59 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 2The mainstream media won't tell you that the Houthis shot down Katy Perry's rocket
15.04.2025 02:21 — 👍 44 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
Pripyat would be less terrifying and more lively than the District Docklands
10.04.2025 00:19 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0No quads though!
06.04.2025 03:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Αληθώς Ανέστη ☦️
06.04.2025 02:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How can anyone hate daylight savings? It's already dark outside from 7:30 and the clocks haven't even changed. This is HELL!!!!!
02.04.2025 08:52 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Had the pleasure of meeting Val Kilmer at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
02.04.2025 04:39 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Saw a guy wearing a "I am a LIBERTARIAN" t-shirt get into a Tesla with his two pomeranians which sort of makes the t-shirt redundant
31.03.2025 05:34 — 👍 58 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0DoN' CrY CoZ iTz OvA sMiLe CoZ iT HaPpNd
28.03.2025 06:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's OK I'll make it again this winter and repost
28.03.2025 06:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Had the pleasure of meeting my Twitter account at a charity do once. It was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
28.03.2025 02:33 — 👍 46 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 0The real shit
15.03.2025 09:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"why are so many cunts at the gym at 12:00pm on a Monday??"
- a cunt (me) at the gym at 12:00pm on a Monday
Yeah G*rmans don't count you can go to town on them
18.11.2024 10:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
