Myss Teresa

Women in hot pursuit of their glow up.

Just sent a text that was emotional, vulnerable and included the phrase “I think I’m finally healing.”

Unfortunately, I sent it to my plumber and he just now replied with “I’m proud of you!”

Urge Congress: Save Public Media Save your local stations. Email your Members of Congress now!

If you haven’t yet… PBS is so desperate, they’re putting QR codes up on the app screen begging for people to contact their senate and congressional reps. This allows you to email them all at once.

protectmypublicmedia.org/rsc-emails/

youre like an exotic treat that ill remember for the rest of my life. im like the 2 am breakfast burrito you got from the shady mexican place when you were drunk and its actually really good hey maybe you misjudged this place these people really put in the effort you prick

- poor people shouldn't have children. - rich countries shouldn't have poor people.

This.

You ever get freshly tattooed, and then get goosebumps? Ouch.

Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.

Save me, 4pm coffee. 4pm coffee, save me.

Republicans in Congress are so hellbent on denying women political power that they’re coming for our voting rights. #HandsOffHerVote

Oh no, we don't want evil to be smart!!

me: I'm going to build a time machine

him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for

me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs

A pine tree with dat ass

“Bluesky is a place for serious discussion and an incredible tool for change”

vs

tree butt

I’ll just keep talking about this until everyone understands the depravity and soullessness

if rfk jr takes my meds away trust me it will be everyone else’s problem

“How can you joke at a time like this?” Because I need to laugh or I will die

Such a fantastic actor.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

I promise to never "reflect on this transformative year and share some thoughts about what lies ahead" on linkedin or anywhere else

the big twitter account’s guide to bluesky

-shittalk bluesky for a year then pivot to seeking validation

-bemoan everyone’s healthy reevaluation of how they use social media

-insist twitter is still useful for you, exceptionally, personally

-complain you somehow can’t build a bluesky following

More than 25 people logged on at the same time, so Internal Server Error lol

Bobbi! 🤗🤗🤗💓🎶💕

*sad face* I didn't even know that was an option! Last time I was on here (before last week?) we didn't even have DMs.

It's been a good experience for me so far, although I'm barely on here.
Got my first Scam DM, so I feel right at home 😆

a desert landscape with trees and bushes in the foreground and mountains in the background ALT: a desert landscape with trees and bushes in the foreground and mountains in the background

When I say banger I mean one (1) like.

[me doing body positivity] I love my skin prison

Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence.

More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.

Now.

Open casket is fine, but shirtless with a Burger King crown.

When a man tells me to smile I bite my tongue so hard my mouth fills with blood and then I flash him a nice sanguine grin

The first step in AAA is admitting your car has a problem

SO true! I never realized 😆