David

Jira, who cares

My washing machine is broken and I have been doing so much mopping the last few days

Jura went down and for a while I was free

Might be the back of the couch or the tv stand

Got a bruise on my thigh and am walking round my flat trying to figure out what it was bumped on

Reminds me of all the Boris partygate stuff where there was suddenly a Great Remembering by journalists of stories they’ve had in drawers for months or years

I’m watching about 16 seconds behind the app apparently

There was a time I did use it to trick my friend into thinking I was really good at reading football matches.
Bit other than that, they just spoil things a little

The goal alert apps should have a “I’m watching this game on tv so don’t need to know”-mode

My cat is estimated to be at least 19 years old and I will often just assume he might be dead if I’ve not heard from him in a few hours

Decided to finally throw out the multiple cardboard boxes I’ve accumulated over the years

I did think that the sheet they bring out was going to be like those tents they bring out in horse racing when they have to shoot a horse that’s hurt too badly

It might be up there with the Morbin’ Time tweet that ended up costing Sony millions

books have no tech tree, no fog of war

Took a good while into the first episode before I realised I was a full season behind and it was still Cavill as Geralt

Started watching The Witcher and was thinking how well they recast the new guy because he looked so much like Henry Cavil…

I’m 200 chapters away from fully catching up with One Piece and I am kinda hitting a wall

The DVD cover for the movie Bean(1997)

Bean (1997) comes to mind for me

Comment says "this may be the worst thing that has happened to Charlie's Kirk this year."

Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.

Printout on a shrink wrapped pallet of a sweaty bald man on his knees praying. It says DO NOT STACK ON THIS PALLET!

that’s right beg you miserable worm

The infamous "loony left is right behind you neil" cartoon from the Daily Express, showing Neil Kinnock shocked by his "troops" of offensively caricatured black, Irish, gay and "communist local council" people.

Whenever I hear about the decline in standards from the old days of Decent Conservatism this is the first image that comes to mind. The man who drew this was given an OBE.

That’s a shame. I’m glad I got mine when I did.

Screenshot of Championship Manager 01/02 showing impressive stats for a 19 year old Scottish central midfielder named Mark Kerr

Still keep having to remind myself when I read The Rock did a Mark Kerr biography it isn’t THE Mark Kerr

Been playing Hades II “I am Gonna Claw Out Your Eyes Then Drown You To Death” is just lodged as an earworm now

Hades 2 is great. Has that thing Silksong did where they’ve changed gameplay enough that it’s not just a reskin but kept enough of the good stuff from the first one.

The title of some sheet music from “Trimdon Grange Explosion” by Thomas Armstrong 1882

Heard some family lore from my mum at the weekend. Apparently I have relatives (three great great great great uncles) mentioned in a local folk song.

All tube drivers will be ascending but you might be lucky depending on the time they do it