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@plfrederick.bsky.social

If there's no magic how come when you burp up watermelon it tastes like cucumber? Oil, Acrylic, Watercolor • Artist & Illustrator • Humor, Rainbows, Unicorns, UFO/UAP

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And are we positive the dog lived? Human sized dose of mushrooms you monster

21.02.2026 17:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Meanwhile, use your spare time wisely: looking for a better job

21.02.2026 14:25 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maggie is a permanent baby, sorry

21.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Done! Wonderful painted mural 💕

20.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been telling people FOR YEARS: Tim and crumb rhyme with time

20.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No that’s an egg

20.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sat next to your blue checkmark

20.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The housework bits

20.02.2026 15:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For food he can not afford and could not cook

19.02.2026 17:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love that! Some stat about most of American kids drop out of sports by age 15, but in Norway they keep at it because it is fun not competitive 💕

19.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hearted and bookmarkeded 🏆😂

18.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jerry’s killin it (AI)

18.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got that blue blew

18.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂🏆😂
Laughing so hard rn thank you

17.02.2026 23:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Doggo gettin in some quality footie sniffs 😂

17.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The only acceptable reason for the owners’ is the entire family is: in prison, disabled, or dead 😡

17.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great now I’m hungry 😂💕

16.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s a walkout in my book. Me walkin out

16.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would feel the same. Still, one excellent cartoon tho 🏆😂

16.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂🤣😂 Man doesn’t care at all about being with someone he loves, he just wants someone others find attractive 🤣😂🤣

16.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You gave me a major mustache bucko

16.02.2026 02:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Agree on the AI. “A great destiny for a very small human, in other words.” 🤮

I…I couldn’t read any more past this sentence. Rough going from paragraph one but I stuck with it and should get a major award

16.02.2026 02:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Her careful lil treat takin 💕

16.02.2026 01:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that are safe for my teeth of wood

16.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Probably one person sending them all, pretending to be from different email addresses. How anyone could possible misconstrue your positivity and love for anything less, has nothing to do with you. Theyre an angry human. Much 💕 to you!

16.02.2026 00:34 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tbf does anyone know who invented the coffee table? Could be your kid

15.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Snow got a tan on 😂

15.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seven

15.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some announcer said skeleton was safer I think? So…skeleton. Def skeleton 😂

15.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Summer Triathlon:
Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)

Winter Biathlon:
I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun🤣🤣🤣

15.02.2026 06:17 — 👍 30    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

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