"Prince Ali Labubu"
- my brain, every time I hear or read that word

The worst crime Blake Lively has committed is making Candace Owens look like a reasonable commentator to anyone who doesn't know who Candace Owens is.

nothing ruins a spicy scene like wanting to yell "YOU ARE GOING TO GET A UTI" at the FMC. this applies to booktok, movies/tv, and also real life.

When I was a preteen I had a big crush on Shane West and his face. Now in my 30s I have a big crush on Shane East and his voice. When do Shane North and Shane South show up, and what will I like about them?

A character in this audiobook is from Argentina, which means I've gotten to hear the narrator say "Bway-noze Air-ez", "alfa-yorz", and the oh so classic "empañadas"... So now my ears are bleeding and also I want alfajores.

Why does my dog sit like this #Smeagol

My Brain: It's officially evening, do we REALLY need another coffee?
Also My Brain: If we use the lavender syrup flavor, it counts as relaxing.

They really took the concept of women updating each other on current events, called it "gossip", and labeled it a sin.

I have given one dramatic recitation of the "Forgot About Dre" chorus, and one excellent Christina of Milan joke in the last 24 hours, both to people who 100% did not understand what I was even saying
#UnderappreciatedInMyTime #TudorHumor #WhyAmILikeThis

ICE was in my neighborhood today. My heart hurts for all the victims and for everyone just trying to survive in this fucked up world.

I didn't know this was a thirst trap account

YouTube video by Crazy Internet News The US Will Never Be The Same - Americans React To Red Note - TikTok ban

Could ... could this actually do the thing? I mean, even the lady who still believes there are litter boxes in school bathrooms has been radicalized.

Next I wanna see compilations of the rich old ⚪ people who really thought they'd done something react.

youtu.be/AKjk9vx1x24

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TikTok Is Already Back Online Less than 24 hours after the app went dark, TikTok says President-elect Donald Trump has given it the reassurance it needs to resume service in the US.

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I can't believe they got Snoop. Pac would be so ashamed.

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Someone please explain why whenever there is a badass FMC who isn't really physically described in a book, my brain just decides to cast Audrey from Atlantis: TLE in the part? #Hyperphantasia

My shirt is still disappointingly relevant. #FreeTheWestMemphisThree #DNATestNow #TimesUpTerryHobbs

Actually left the apartment to RUN THIS CITY (jk it was a doctor appointment) #Smeagol #NYC #WestMemphisThree

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So this is where all the queer communists went? Sweet.