Leonard

the nerdiest, gawkiest person I've met in this city also happens to be minor rockstar. everything I was brought up to believe was a LIE

made it home with the gang. tomorrow I'll find them a patch of nice dried vegetation to go back to sleep on.

update: weevils secure! except the one that ended up in my ear. RIP little dude you startled me!

sometimes brain damage doesn't make you dumb, it just makes you annoying.

there are MANY, the photo really didn't do it justice. I think they all just woke up from the heat. ugh shit I hope they stay putttt

I really have no way of releasing them now so they're just gonna have to come along for the ride. if I button the pocket it'll be fine, right???

how many weevils can you spot in this pocket??

I put some anemone fluff and hibiscus seed pods in my chest pocket yesterday.
Today, now, I realize my pocket is full of weevils. I am about to board a plane with a pocket full of weevils.

so ready to go back to my ascetic diet of apples, red cabbage and chicken with gochujang

didn't they already make Wic—wait

today is a really bad day to be sensitive to gas stove fumes.

shrimp cocktail vape juice in the tesla uber

a neon sign that says "every American flag is a warning sign"

just sharing this piece by Demian DinéYazhi´ that I think about every day of my life for no reason :) :) :)

I don't have thermal requirements I have snake requirements

not many snakes there :(

In ten more years NYC will be hot enough on average for me to enact my dream of becoming a professional snake relocator.

I'm at a truck stop in PA: it's dark, it's raining, and I'm being marketed taurine-infused stroopwafels. what is anything?

sobriety itself is not hard but hearing things people say to you while you are not drunk is

end of chaper 4 of blood meridian skewering me right here on the L, damn, just damn

good news: deadlifted yesterday! bad news: I have awakened a long-dormant eldritch muscle in my glutes and it's out for blood

somehow twisting bits of wire together is giving me a Sense Of Purpose let's goooooo

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This inspired me

idk why we're still paying attention to Devon Price, who has always had shitty takes that highlight the extremely tiresome risks of terminal self-absorption.

a bunch of woodcocks got windowed during their migration through the city last night. took this one to some bird people and they filled me in. much drama, particularly in midtown!

watching Wake Wood and if I had a child who died I'd resurrect them and make them practice the piano for all three days until they died again. ain't raising no fuckin amateur.

I didn't need millions of herbs and supplements to restore my brain I needed friends

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horridus???? rude!!!!

I can't stop thinking of Pausanias's version:

i should be allowed to shin kick any adult i see wearing harry potter merchandise in public