@partymartyr.bsky.social
Unrepentant millenial she/they
Phone: dying
Watch: dying
Me: doing pretty good, actually
If the internet knows so goddamn much about me why is hinge trying to recommend me my ex
07.04.2025 23:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do not dream of labor (additional persona 4 remake)
27.03.2025 01:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The enemy of my enemy is also my enemy. We are in a nemesis love triangle
23.03.2025 21:14 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0No more DMs. We need to go back to communicating by publicly posting on each other's profile pages
20.03.2025 16:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Business idea: monthly newsletter that keeps the Olds up on what emojis to use so we don't embarrass ourselves
10.03.2025 18:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My therapy intake forms
23.02.2025 03:20 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The toppy is sloppy, but so is everything else
23.02.2025 03:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They should invent a cat that doesn't like to stand directly on your bladder
12.02.2025 02:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gonna indulge in some attention seeking risky behavior and log in to my banking app on airport wifi
10.02.2025 01:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can feel the feminism leaving my body while watching 2004 Phantom of the opera
08.02.2025 23:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"sometimes life's a bitch and then you keep living" I mumble to myself, realizing the dishwasher needs to be emptied again
05.02.2025 19:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You dumb bitch, don't take your extended release meth at lunchtime
05.02.2025 06:35 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Taking my Adderall with a chocolate cream cold brew is cunt
04.02.2025 17:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Do I miss smoking or do I miss being 21
04.02.2025 17:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My mother took my dog to meet me at the airport after a 3 day trip like I was a soldier returning from war
29.01.2025 00:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm never more than 50% aware of what my hands are doing at any time. One time I looked away for a moment and they knitted a cardigan
27.01.2025 16:25 β π 56 π 7 π¬ 3 π 1I love my townhouse a lot but every time I need to vacuum my carpeted stairs I do take a moment to contemplate arson
27.01.2025 23:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is there anything worse than having a funny and original thought only to google it and discover
27.01.2025 18:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
SnΓΆ dae
23.01.2025 02:28 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The human spirit was not built to endure the humiliation of washing one's underwear in a hotel bathtub
23.01.2025 00:49 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A guy at this very nice restaurant asked if he could remove my plate with cheesy bread STILL ON IT and I just about went feral
23.01.2025 00:03 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sowwy for party rocking π₯Ί
21.01.2025 18:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh you use a text editor? real programmers make their edits directly on the github web ui
17.01.2025 01:57 β π 1970 π 107 π¬ 174 π 21
This might be the best paragraph ever written in human history.
From @chuckwendig.bsky.socialβs Gentle Writing Advice.
I was so pleased to see raincode+ was going to be less plagued by anime horniness than Danganronpa, so imagine my surprise when they busted out the plumpest ghost jumblies I've seen in my goddamn life
17.01.2025 21:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When you own enough pets, a statistically significant part of your day is slotted for poop management
09.01.2025 01:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is there a neopets bluesky community?
Neofriend me @jewelgirl160, I got access to my childhood acct and I'm obsessive about it
Stop! π If you're reading this then you've reached the PokΓ©mon checkpoint, you're now obligated to share your favourite PokΓ©mon.
29.10.2023 02:55 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The schizophrenic soap might be the closest you can get tbh
27.10.2023 03:39 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
