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this is about Amari Cooper just to be clear

i can’t believe he’s gone at only 31 years old. it’s just unfathomable

By moving the body of a creature after killing it, can Pikmin be held responsible for interfering with a crime scene

I haven’t seen the new Superman movie (going tomorrow night and excited for it) but I would love to know Jerry Seinfeld’s thoughts on the film

was waiting until I finally watched Sinners because I didn’t know, maybe there was nuance in the movie that I was missing, but no, it is crazy to watch it and to then throw an Irish folk song Sinners party in which you invite zero Black people but at least one Close-Up Magician

Scoop: Dems fight Trump's budget bill with "Big Betrayal of Women" forum Democrats have very little leverage on the Trump budget bill. But they're trying to define the bill.

pleased to report the democrats are holding a BBW hearing www.axios.com/2025/06/09/t...

was the ghost from the ghostbusters logo the ghost of fiorello la guardia

Sorry but I think I love this site, everything you post on here has a random chance of making someone who by all rights should not be able to use a computer or phone really upset for reasons you could never imagine.

this one almost got me. I don’t even like Mario Kart and am not interested in owning a Switch 2 until a new Zelda or Fire Emblem requires it but console launch fomo almost just got my ass for five hundred US dollars for no good reason. be careful out there

your inability to hold hate in your heart for more than one person at a time is a skill issue and you should work on it instead of being proud like this

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row

Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

good morning bakoon

hey what's up

My college junior year, a guy on my dorm's floor spent a week pissing in a giant water jug (I never figured out why). After a few days, when it was full, he opened it to show us how it had turned to ammonia. He gave it a whiff and immediately threw up all over his dorm room carpet

opening of Middle Earth Shadow of Mordor tutorializes stealth assassinations by having you sneak up on your wife and stealthily plant a kiss on her cheek. approximately 60 seconds after that she is promptly murdered by orcs and the kiss button becomes the stab button

that’s a court-martial

What sort of footwear do people wear in the Star Trek universe? Obviously you're wearing some sort of shoe on Deep Space Nine, but are the crew of the Enterprise going barefoot? Not in their workplace. Slippers? Do sneakers still exist in the 24th century?

Everyone on Starfleet ships is wearing a pair of Uptempos just out of frame

Do you think Fred Flintstone ever had to take the toilet out back and shoot it

Why didn't you stop him

YKS presents Spencetember

standing in the doorway, waiting for my wife to get off her call so i can tell her that i broke the glass plate in the microwave

Court eunuch just handed me the blunt. His motives must be good.

Destiny 1? Bioshock Infinite? Bad PS4/XB1 launch games? Fallout 4? I think most of the highlights hold up pretty poorly looking backwards. MGSV was cool but also had problems

welcome to blue sky . a guy with 65000 posts will be by shortly to post a picture of his shirtless chest at you and demand you swear fealty to a girl hes trying to bang

kind of a rough time tbh. hitman was good

the party gets visibly uncomfortable as, after being asked if i am a titty dude or ass guy, i pull out a container of shoe polish and insist I'm a "soul man."

At first the bluesky was designed as a.. perfect website..
the feeds didn't glitch out.. every post was funny & high effort.. there was no inscrutable drama or 'main character's

it was a disaster.

which is why the bluesky was redesigned to this.. 2012 twitter.. the peak of your civilization