meat slurry

Now there’s a breed with sand in its pants

He’s stolen maraschino cherries from someone else’s Shirley Temple but he is too embarrassed to order one himself

Top 3 favorite middle relievers for the Orioles, all time

Slick Willie computer game load screen

RETVRN

This was not purchased ironically. It was purchased because he is a gigantic player and that’s my Jersey criteria

An incredibly cute dog (Slim) with a Daniel Faalele jersey

Welcome aboard!

1. Archaeology of Anatolia
2. Existentialism
3. City Politics
4. Invertebrate Zoology
5. The Blues

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

We all knew he had game for landing ScarJo, but I must admit I didn’t know he had a way with Time

I did a power hour with Genny Ice in college and I have sense memory nausea whenever I think about it

“You are going to stop hanging out with those burnout friends of yours and start getting serious about your career!”

Mark Kelly tried to warn her, oh well

If I were hiring and this was on a candidates resume it would be a major pro. Seems like my candidate has both empathy and conviction

Watched this on MeTV last week and it was great, fun to see the origins of tropes (and Bugs Bunny!)

And that motherfucker is too dumb to pivot to cones and ‘zones

This is why Central time zone is best (and I was born in east)

Noon all year

If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.

Called my representative and said abolish ice needs to be the default position; no more money and no “reform”

I didn’t have a script and I felt a little awkward in the moment, but I got a little drip of relief with just that 30 second call

Highly recommend it

Hmmm, it seems to appear a divide exists between what I want and what I get.

Evergreen. The pig man is failures’ mascot.

I get what you are saying but he loves taking credit for previously existing things; if through flattery he can be convinced that he alone won a good deal that might be a good part of the trick

(Don’t know about anyone else putting a big in his ear about the need for Greenland though)

Louisiana hears what you are saying

Ooo grim men’s evening

Refs really putting their stamp on this one

Sam is the holder who runs a fake to win the game

I heard @mjmckean.bsky.social call the dynamic “it’s the dumbest guy in the world and his lackey”

Aw man I’m all caught up on Parks and Rec

I guess I’ll watch Welcome Back Kotter online now ?

Variety is the spice of life my friend! Both flats and drums are delightful.

What organ system am I targeting?